Aural Only: David Archuleta

It’s no coincidence that David Archuleta‘s new single “Something ‘Bout Love” has a lyric about getting down on your knees. Everything about him screams twinky power bottom. Honestly, he might as well change his name to “Tucker” or “Jayden” and submit his resume to College Dudes 247.

And if there were any doubts about his sexuality, just listen to this song. I know he’s going for the American Idol-watching, adult contemporary market, but no straight man would ever sing this crap. At least it’s kind of catchy, eh? Not to mention that I’d totally plow the hell out of his tight boy-pussy. Ew, pretend I didn’t say that.

– Dewitt

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26 thoughts on “Aural Only: David Archuleta

  1. Plow the hell out of his tight boy-pussy…you stole the words right out of my mouth Dewitt.

    I don’t know what it is about Mormon boys. I just love them.

  2. wow, that was totally unmemorable and his looks reminds me of a oh, so slightly more masculine version of that other idol guy adam whats-his-name….

  3. I agree: the song has no noticeable gay content. It’s pure bubble-gum, Bieberish tween drivel. The guy is cute, but he doesn’t deserve the blatantly sexual comment Dewitt makes. Let’s be adults here!

  4. I disagree with Matt and Lamar. The voice does not seem like it should be coming out of his mouth but I really like it. I also do not think that it is a “teeny bopper” song. Songs, like sonnets, about love tend to be endless. Just look at the Romeo and Juliet saga that is played out in so many forms. This song plays on that scenario. I also think he is cute and would fuck the hell out of him…. And, he would like it…..

  5. Hey, at least the kid can actually sing and doesn’t need to drown his voice in auto-tune. It’s generic teen pop, but it’s still an appealing melody, sharp production, and he’s a cute, talented kid. Light years better than Bieber, who looks and acts like a complete idiot from everything I’ve seen.

  6. It’s a fun summer song… The video reminds me of “one step at a time” by jordin sparks in that the video centers around everyday normal people in a neighbourhood doing everyday stuff… very budget friendly video as well…

    He reminds me of luther vandross as well because in luther’s videos you never saw him hugged up on a female or romatically involved w/ a woman, he basically acted as a narrator for the story… Guess that was his (meaning Luther’s) way of remaining true to himself and not bowing to the pressures of a society that caters to heteronormaltivety….

    He’s definately a cutie, those nice fool lips, bright beautiful eyes; Very handsome. Be interesting to see what he’s like 10-15 years down the road…

  7. Dont start Pidgeon hole-ing this bright young man. He is just starting out in his career and does not need negative comments. He had to grow up under a domineering father who at last view was still overpowering him. Let him find his way, gay or str8, Bieber or Grogan

  8. The first moment I heard that dreamy voice on Idol I was taken baken to the early 90’s and Rick Astley. Soulful and adult in tone.
    And “those sure are some pretty lips you got boy”

  9. Why do you have to reduce a human being to nothing more than a “tight boy pussy”??? Believe it or not, not all of us see every attractive guy as nothing more than a piece of meat to fuck.

  10. What a lame effin post! If you guys at MH can’t come up with anything decent to write, then please, don’t write at all!

  11. hahah i love reading these comments. this is the manhunt daily blog! not the letters to the editor page of the new yorker! david is hot, so what better way to talk about him in this arena than to say you want to pound his tight boy pussy? it’s all in good fun. geeze. i bet all of your manhunt profiles say you’re looking for a “relationship”

  12. I love this song! It’s very fun and catchy. I hope it’s a big hit for David.

    Also, my gaydar goes off for him big time. I think he’s like Clay Aiken and he’s just waiting for when he is ready to come out.

  13. terry, his voice doesn’t sound like it should be coming from him because it’s so autotuned it could be an Apple reading system text.

  14. But Leo! Haven’t you heard?!? We are going for “non-gender” specifics! BLAH!! I agree, Leo. Boy pussy? It’s a butt, ass, asshole. But it’s not a pussy. If I wanted pussy, I’d get a woman.

  15. I’ve had a crush the minute I laid eyes on him on american idol. There’s just something about this boy that is totally irresistible. His voice is simply amazing. Listen closely to his breath while he sings.. very sensual. Yeah it’ll be interesting to see how he matures over the next 5-10 years. I think deep down he’s gay and will come out later in life. He would be an extremely sexy bottom boy for the right guy who can treat him right.

  16. Cute for a twinklette who has potential for being a hottie – when he grows up.

    I can’t stand to listen to young pups (or ho’s) who sing songs about love and angst. Come back in ten years, little one, when you’ve grown something more than peach fuzz on those corn nuts and have experienced the true heights of real love and the deep despair of that comes with being kicked in the gut when that love is lost.

    (Remember “Tiffany” and her stupid breakout songs…barf…it made me break out something, like a double barrelled shotgun)

  17. LOVE IT. It’s catchy. He’s just starting out in his career and building his base. At least he can really sing.

    And since this is manhunt, he can sing that to me while I bang his boy pussy.

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