Caption This: Beach Bums

Three young men are sprawled out on their beach towels, basking in the summer sunlight. One of them is completely naked. Another has his trunks pulled down just past his buttocks. The third and final lad appears to have drifted off into dream-world, with his hand resting on his friend’s right ass cheek. What’s he dreaming of? That’s for you to decide!

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

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We had to give this one to Joe. Honorable mention for PhoneBoothsAreForNakedPeople.

35 thoughts on “Caption This: Beach Bums

  1. Nothing says, “keep your fucking hands off this, he’s mine”, like the handprint sunburn on the bf.

  2. We he is dreaming that he is having a good sex time with his friend and klike to have a threesome and they all enjoy it and they all happy they have done it together

  3. “Much like plants which reach out in the direction of the sun, homosexuals reach out in the direction of the bum.”

    -The New England Journal of Medicine

  4. A good friend will show his ass off with you, but a great friend will show you how good his ass feels!

  5. “So…why did you invite Jimmy again? He’s breaking the rules and not tanning his entire body!”

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