Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take […]
Model Robert Walter looks like a combination of the last two guys who played Superman. At least that’s the first thing that came to mind to write about him. To be honest, it’s getting more difficult to come up with synonyms for “hot” again. “Papaballs” […]
You’ll notice that the majority of this year’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts have placed extra emphasis on the “do me” part, as we abandon the “bigger is better” mantra to focus on men of varying length, girth and shape who just seem like they’d be […]
The pics on Buzzfeed from the Henley Royal Regatta on the Thames is preppie fetish max. But all the dudes are old. So I turned to Tumblr. Here’s what I’m going to ask you to do. Take five minutes to put aside the fact that […]
Finally! Our oft-neglected (but surprisingly popular) Bi The Way series can excel beyond entirely heterosexual Vinny Castillo scenes and dumb teasers about Cody Cummings. The good folks at Czech Hunter have brought us some actual bisexual action, in which a young twink eats pussy, sucks […]
I’ve been trying to tell you guys that soap operas only hire hot people. Who cares if they can act or not, we’re trying to moisten genitals here! That’s Mr. Redaric Williams. He’s on CBS’ The Young and the Restless, causing drama with that sickening […]
For someone with such a shitty memory, it’s strange that I can recall that Derek Parker had never been double-penetrated on (or off) camera before working with Dirty Tony. The tattooed, muscular gay porn star revealed this in an Oral Only scene from a few […]
MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me […]
I’m back! Most of you probably didn’t even realize that I headed out on vacation, because J. Harvey and Lawrence did such a good job of holding down the fort while I was gone. They brought you awesome posts about tan lines and Robin Thicke‘s […]
Remember those Budweiser commercials about “Real American Heroes”? With the jokey jingle about dudes that invented really minor stuff or whatever? And then September 11th happened and people got offended and the company changed the jingle to “Real Men of Genius”? I think of those […]
