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Author: dewitt
What’s That New Song With Chris Brown?
Wouldn't it be incredibly inappropriate timing for someone to release a song with Chris Brown entitled, wait for it… "Don't Be Scared"? A song by rapper Maino surfaced a few days ago featuring the rat-like R&B star singing a hook, "Leave me alone, don't be […]
Verbal Insults: Hot or Not?
"Suck it, you little faggot cocksucker!" You may not have heard these words before, but they're likely being said on a daily basis. Why? Because someone is turned on by hearing them, whether it's the guy on his knees being face-fucked or the guy whose […]
Jordin Sparks, The Latest Victim of Bad Cover Art
When practically half of your album cover consists of your hair, it should become apparent that you need to hire a new graphic designer. No one sent Jordin Sparks that memo. While this is nowhere near as disastrous as Britney's "Radar" Guilty Pleasure, it's sad […]
No Gays In The Pool!
A waterpark in Idaho, Lava Hot Springs, denied a lesbian couple with three children an advertised family price because they did not fit the park's definition of family. According to the park's Executive Director, "the state doesn't recognize gay or lesbian marriage and defines a […]
Editor’s Note: Let’s Talk Stereotypes
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Paris Hilton Copyrights Your Favorite Phrase
Paris Hilton has copyrighted her new saying "that's huge". Yes, you read that right. The BFF-seeking socialite also plans on charging public figures who use the phrase. Luckily, she won't be charging you to use it in the bedroom. The way I say it, you […]
Woof Alert: Jean Franko
There's something about Spanish porn star Jean Franko's gruff scowl that says, "I will fuck you like I hate you", but you may be surprised to learn that a stellar smile rests beyond those lips. With his beard, hairy chest and tattoos, he is the […]
Carrie Prejean Gets Fired
Does this mean we can stop talking about her once and for all? Carrie Prejean has officially decided to let her keep her crown. The not-quite-beauty failed to fulfill her contractual obligations with K2 Productions. Perhaps she was too busy being an advocate for
Dan Savage Reacts To Robertson’s Abuse Comments
Gay parent and sex columnist Dan Savage has responded to Pat Robertson's