Have I ever told you how much I love eating ass? It never fails to get me rock hard, and I always enjoy the sight and sound of my partner moaning and squirming in complete ecstasy. But in order to achieve that level of pleasure, […]
Author: dewitt
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Tristan Jaxx
I became quite distressed upon realizing the severe lack of uncut penises in our weekly Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature. Thankfully, I came across a promo image for Raging Stallion's The Trap with none other than Tristan Jaxx. It was like I was saved by some […]
Weekly Top Ten: The LoveGame Is Over
After spending fourteen weeks on our charts and being declared your 2009
Unlockables: The Shot That’ll Drive Tops Crazy
So you want to take a picture that'll make guys want to fuck you and get blown by you? The technique is quite simple, but you're gonna have to grab a partner or two for this one. If there are only two of you, attempt […]
Name That Bulge: Dressed-Up Edition
Whose bulge appears in the picture above? This actor was cruising along in New York's meatpacking district, and it looks like he's packing some meat himself! Here's a hint: we've actually written before about him not being very well-endowed. Perhaps this is just a really […]
Diesel Washington Un-Retires From Porn
coming back to the porn world. He's specifically asking you to help spread the word: "TELL UR MOM, TELL UR DAD, TELL UR BROTHER, TELL UR SISTER!!!!" We're currently calling our grandmothers to let them know about this boner-tastic development. You can get excited for Diesel's […]
Have You Ever: Been Tied Up?
As much of a slut as I am, I have never been tied up in the bedroom. I also haven't ever whipped out the handcuffs and done the reverse. Am I too guarded to trust someone enough? Not at all! While I'm one-hundred percent willing […]
Aural Only: Tiësto & Nelly Furtado
Tiësto will be releasing his fourth studio album Kaleidoscope on October 6th, and the set features an outstanding collaboration with Nelly Furtado entitled "Who Wants To Be Alone". I'd normally consider this to be too clubby for my tastes, but Furtado's unique vocals give it […]
Geek Out: Action Figures Are For Adults Too!
While I'm looking forward to pumpkin pies and slutty Halloween costumes, I'm a little sad that September is coming to an end. For every Friday of this month, I had a date with my
Secret Sex: Harvey Levin
For one of the first times, I received a request for our Secret Sex feature–Harvey Levin. To be entirely honest, I had no idea who this motherfucker was. Apparently he's the managing editor of TMZ and host of TMZ on TV. He also happens to be […]