Robert Pattinson has the ability to make thousands of tween girls scream uncontrollably, but does this Twilight star make you want to scream uncontrollably? Both Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey have made jokes about sex with him. He's made jokes about having sex with another […]
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Caption This: Nipple Time
You may remember a while back when I went through a fascination with nipples. Well, today's caption-worthy lad has some eraser-sized nips that even I can't handle. As far as we can tell, he's fully dressed, but he has two holes cut out in his […]
Aural Only: Robin Thicke
I know it's probably too early in the morning to be this crude, but if I had a pussy, it would be so wet right now. I've always been skeptical of Robin Thicke's baby-making slow jams, but he's really gone straight for the pants with […]
Aural Only: Robin Thicke
I know it's probably too early in the morning to be this crude, but if I had a pussy, it would be so wet right now. I've always been skeptical of Robin Thicke's baby-making slow jams, but he's really gone straight for the pants with […]
Everything Butt: The Rake
This shoot of Diego Valentino may be over a year old, but the outdoors theme is perfect for the autumn season. There's nothing better than kicking back with a pumpkin-flavored beer while you admire the outstanding foliage. Except for maybe a hot naked stud raking […]
Everything Butt: The Rake
This shoot of Diego Valentino may be over a year old, but the outdoors theme is perfect for the autumn season. There's nothing better than kicking back with a pumpkin-flavored beer while you admire the outstanding foliage. Except for maybe a hot naked stud raking […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties
Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties
Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in […]
Drawn To You: David Kawena
I can't be the only one who had a crush on Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, right? There was just something so incredibly handsome about him, to the point that I occasionally forgot he was a cartoon character. I'm not going to lie, I've […]