I’m surprised this pairing didn’t cause an earthquake followed by a tsunami followed by thundersnow.

Take a porn legend. Take the porn dude of the moment. Throw em’ amongst several trees for balance. It’s a scene that’s soon to become legend unfolding right in front of your very eyes. COLBY KELLER FUCKS TEGAN ZAYNE!

And why is this scene legendary already? Have you seen Colby Keller? Have you seen Tegan Zayne. *sigh* Fine, here’s examples.

Exhibit A: Fucking Whilst Having To Clutch Medium-Sized Trees

Exhibit B: Fucking Astride Logs

Look at Colby play Zayne like a damn flesh violin!

Fuckin’ A we do.

Look down for more of these two doing what they do best. Go here to watch the whole scene at Cocky Boys.

– Michael Xavier