Um, how did you get into my room?

Let me begin this by stating that the elderly gays have just as much right to get their fuck on as the most hard-bodied muscle Adonis preening by the Fire Island quarter-share’s pool. That being said, eff you to Next World for making the old dude that opens Str8 Bait Hostel: Turn Down Service as leeringly gross as possible. If that particular gentleman referred to my “cherry” as I was checking in to his hostel, I would immediately withdraw and move on down the road to the Best Western.

My other problem with the teaser for this four-part series is that nothing really happens. Old queen leers at Alex Tanner (who’s got a Riley Price vibe going on and that’s a good thing), Alex naps ass-up, and then hostel employee (?) Damien Hyde lets himself into Alex’s room for turndown service. “Turndown service” in this place means some fingers up a willing butt. Yeah, Alex wakes up and is into it. But that’s where it ends. A finger in the butt? I can get that at home!

Well, there are some good points to this brief intro. Alex’s ass in a peachy wonder that you’ll want to explore. And, even though the teaser sucks, there are some excellent shots below. Still, step it up Next Door. The next bit of Str8 Bait Hostel better have an eight-man orgy. Feel free to exclude the front-desk guy, though. *shiver*

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– Michael Xavier