Apple Flavored Blowjobs?

Apple Pie

Now I've heard that there are certain foods you can eat to make your cum taste sweeter, but were you aware that there's a natural supplement that can make your semen taste like an apple? It's being marketed to the heteros, because apparently ladies don't like the salty-taste of spunk. Is this really necessary? Or does cum taste fine on its own?

– Dewitt

9 thoughts on “Apple Flavored Blowjobs?

  1. PANSIES! Yea, there’s some guys who have a rather … overpowering taste. But then there’s some guys that don’t have much of a taste at all. IT depends on the guy, and what they eat, really. But all in all, on average, I’d say the taste of cum is just fine the way it fricken is.

  2. Good for using the pic from “American Pie”, but couldn’t you have used a pic from “Another Gay Movie” and the quiche Lorraine scene??
    I mean, really!!
    🙂

  3. it tastes fine the way it is. though i may be willing to try it when they start making the mango tango margarita flavor.

  4. Where can I get this? I don’t swallow but if it were perhaps sweetly apple flavored I might start guzzling it! lol.

  5. I love the taste of cum.. i must confess that i dont swallow anyone but my BF, but his tastes DIVINE! Sometimes i crave the taste of his cum more than the actual sex!

  6. Yeah, everyone tastes different, some better than others, but I can’t remember many guys I’d really think need to flavor their jizz.
    I often joke that people should stick to same-sex sex for enjoyment, and reserve straight sex for having kids. Sometimes I actually wonder if there isn’t some truth to that.

  7. I’m 55 years old and have just recently taken to eating my own cum. I guess I’m sort of like recycling…ha,ha. Anyway, I agree that pre-cum tastes amazing, and I’m getting more used to tasting my own cum.
    I do think, however, that I prefer the natural taste of cum rather than the flavored choices possible.

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