ANTM: Big Hair Day

America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day

Last night on America's Next Top Model, the seven remaining finalists worked the runway at Lucky Cheng's drag cabaret restaurant. Guest judge Whitney Port stood on the sidelines, as the girls wore her designs and incorporated their personalities into their walks. Who was the fiercest of them all? Krista, but of course. The audience didn't even think twice about choosing her as their winner.

Later on, the ladies posed for a photo shoot in some truly "unbeweavable" garments. One contestant managed to channel her inner icon and turn out an incredibly stunning picture, but two of her competitors faltered on the set. With a trip to New Zealand on the line, somebody had to be sent home. Who was it? Click through to view our rankings and find out!

– Dewitt

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AND NUMBER ONE THIS WEEK…

Krista, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

1. KRISTA (LW – 2): As soon as Krista arrived on the set, she made a conscious decision to incorporate a little Grace Jones flavor into her posing. It paid off in the end with a shot that's both elegant and powerful. I'm a big fan of the sense of motion, and it's almost easy to forget that she's wearing a dress made of nothing but human hair!

Angelea, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

2. ANGELEA (LW – 5): How absurd is this image? It's not a pose you'd expect from a contestant on Top Model. Frankly, it's not something you'd expect anyone. It's becoming clearer and clearer that Angelea's "wrongness" is her greatest advantage. There's something off about everything she does, but you can never quite put your finger on it. You sit there staring at her picture, intrigued by her awkwardness. Then you think, "Wow, that's actually a really cool dress." And selling things is what this industry is all about. Who cares if you look pretty while doing so?

Alasia, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

3. ALASIA (LW – 3): This picture was one of the best of the entire group. However, Alasia's lack of effort continues to infuriate me. She basically did the same three poses, and somehow wound up with a shot that really sells the garment. The way she flipped that train could be considered genius… if I actually believed she knew what she was doing.

Raina, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

4. RAINA (LW – 6): If you look very closely at this photo, you'll notice that Raina isn't really doing much. It's hard for her to get a legitimately "bad" shot, because her features just photograph well with very little effort. She could stare blankly and still look awesome. Which is kind of what she's doing here, and yet it still works.

Jessica, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

5. JESSICA (LW – 7): Ever since winning the faux fashion challenge, Jessica seems to think that jumping in the air and looking straight at the camera is the best way to model. From the neck down, this pose is quite intriguing. I would have preferred if she faced the other direction with her head thrown back. It would have made for a more dynamic shot, while still managing to sell the outfit.

Alexandra, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

6. ALEXANDRA (LW – 1): Oh, Alexandra! Do you even know how terrible this pose looks? It's like you're a small girl whose ultimate dream is to be a ballerina, but you've never taken a single class in your life. The face would be decent if we weren't looking up your nostrils. If we're being real with one another, you should have gone home this week. But we're glad you didn't, because you seem like a sweet person.

Alexandra, America's Next Top Model, Big Hair Day, Cycle 14, photo shoot

GONE… ANSLEE (LW – 4): That face! It's a shame that Anslee doesn't know what to do with her body, because she gives amazing face. It's also a shame that she's kind of a frigid bitch. Oddly, we were kind of starting to like her no-nonsense attitude, but at least she gets to go back home to her husband and child. I wish I could say the same for Jessica…

5 thoughts on “ANTM: Big Hair Day

  1. I’m glad Anslee is gone, to be more personable doesn’t mean your being fake. Alexandra is really pretty but she’s the next to go if she doesn’t do better next week.

  2. krista is fucking amazing.
    when i first saw this lot of contestants i thought raina first and then krista but krista has been consistently delivering the goods as a vamp, as a robot, as a mannequin as just about everything and anything she can channel, so now i’m favoring krista slightly over raina but we’ll see what happens in the oncoming weeks

  3. Ok Completely Disagree With Dewitt, Best Shots are Alasia, Krista, & Raina. However, Angelea Should Go Home. She Has Had One Good Shot, Looks Like A Drag Queen, And Aged! I Dislike How the Judges Kiss her Butt To Make An Example Out Of Her Not Making It To The Last Season! And She Has A terrible personality!

  4. I LOVE Jessica!!!!! 🙂 I think she is soo beautiful… and hey gotta give her props for being able to jump in those heels! I really REALLY dislike Angelea… her photo looks awful! I mean first off, she loses her face, they say she is in control of it but really it is the complete opposite… she lost it! and that outfit… OMG… it looks like Big Bird on crack! or that Sasquatch go in a fight with a weed eater… and where is her left hand?? Plus she looks like she is getting blown away… which she should…. from this competition!!!

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