And The Award For This Week’s Best Headline Goes To…

Have you ever been frustrated by the size queens who demand more than eight or nine inches? I’ve always argued that seven inches (or less) is more than enough to get the job done, and it seems at least one reporter agrees with that sentiment! As if the article wasn’t already awesome enough, it even goes on to encourage rimjobs.

Oh, wait… You’re telling me this headline has nothing to do with gay sex? As it turns out, they’re referring to the size of a seven-inch tablet computer, dismissing Apple CEO Steve Jobs‘ claim that they have no future. “RIM” apparently stands for Research In Motion. I don’t know about you, but I preferred the other interpretation of this headline.

– Dewitt

8 thoughts on “And The Award For This Week’s Best Headline Goes To…

  1. Hilarious. 7.5 is my fav size. I refuse to go higher than 9(it’s not easy deep throating something like that!) And I’ve had as small as 5. I just love cock.

  2. I’m with Robert, although I like about 6.5 or 6 as it rubs right on my prostate. Same reaction to the difficulty of blowjob.

  3. Bette Midler once said in her act years ago: “I had a deep, meaningful relationship with a “10” once (speaking about rating people on a scale of 1 to 10). Actually, it was more like a 10 and a half! It wasn’t very meaningful come to think of it but it was REAL DEEP!”

  4. I suppose it all depends on what works for you. Many can handle a huge cock, but that’s from practice. You know yourself, and what feels right to you. If a Top knows how to use his cock to give you the ride of your life, then you’re golden. Relax, Relate, and Release.

  5. Guilty, I am a size Queen if Mr. Jobs is only 7 inches he will need to do me Twice unless we are talking about his tongue then 7 inches and some spit will make me HAPPY.

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