Abercrombie & Fitch Finally Admits It’s Gayer Than “Downton Abbey”

And every queen you know is religiously watching Downton Abbey, so don’t even front. Abercrombie & Fitch is a gay club masquerading as a “clothing store”. It’s dark, blasting homosexual dance tracks, smells like too much cologne, and I once got a blow job from the cashier behind a rack of skinny jeans.

Someone finally called this to the attention of their marketing department. You can tell because their new Bruce Weber ad campaign features dudes wrestling each other in shower stalls and kissing. About damn time!

Check out the video after the jump. It’s one of four “Webersodes” for A&F from famed photographer Weber’s site. All kidding aside, they’re hot. Just keep the boss out of em’. Please.

– J. Harvey

9 thoughts on “Abercrombie & Fitch Finally Admits It’s Gayer Than “Downton Abbey”

  1. i love abercrombie and fitch ads. i get a boner, and i have no idea what they’re selling. it saves me a lot of money.

  2. Downton Abbey is gay?  I totally don’t see it.  The extremely handsome footmen and chauffeur, Thomas’s affair, Dame Maggie Smith throwing shade all over the place, and now Shirley MacLaine is on the cast.  I totally do not see it.  

  3. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Brilliant!

    I do adore me some Dame Maggie Smith. “Such a difficult color–green.”

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