Young jock Zack was interested in buying a secondhand bench press he saw on local ads. Unfortunately, it was less impressive in person so the price didn’t feel right anymore. As often happens to sexy open-minded dudes, he was offered a bargain he simply couldn’t […]
Maskurbate is one of those porn sites that is both niche and general. Masks are involved, but it’s really just hot guys with sickening bods beating off. They’ve redesigned the site, adding features such as a “mMn” category so you can track down your favorite […]
It’s anonymous hot guys jerking off and fucking. For half off. Need I type more? Sample their wares below and use this link to get Maskurbate for 50% off! – Michael Xavier
Who’s doing the casting over at Maskurbate? I’d like to offer them a blowjob out of gratitude for their innate talent and the wherewithal to use it! Zahn is a FIND. Look at him! I could watch him bat his boner around like a cat […]
A confession: I used to think Maskurbate was pretty ridic. And yes, this is from someone who recently celebrated the release of a gay porn parody of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (hey, I’m a geek and muscle-cubby Aspen really does it for me). It […]
It’s Maskurbate’s birthday, yet YOU’RE getting the gift. Weird. Ugh, this means I’M old. Maskurbate is celebrating their 10th anniversary! That’s a lot of seriously sexy dudes in masks jerking off and getting groped. As they put it, the site’s got “290+ exclusive videos, 270+ […]
This is weird, haunting, and weird. I keep trying to come up with something I can say about this scene from Maskurbate released the first part of this month, and ending up with nothing. Here’s what the site said about this release: Unmasked […]
Last month, Maskurbate celebrated the new year by inviting back fan-favorite Brad, and since I am literally the worst human being in the whole world, I neglected to inform you about his foreskin, his meaty thighs and the 18 pounds of muscle he’s put on to […]
Remember that time Maskurbate released a totally racist threesome? If not, head over here for a reminder! The scene in question featured two Black models breaking into exclusive model Manuel Deboxer‘s house, only to force him into a sexual situation when he emerges from the shower […]
Imagine a world where it was part of your job to orally service muscular, well-endowed strippers and porn stars. When you’re done merely imagining such a world, you may then move on and proceed to be insanely jealous of Maskurbate‘s resident cocksucker Pascal. You’ve likely […]
