In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 28, 2016 There’s one scene in here that’s SOOOOOO upsetting that I’m still mad about it. I’m probably going to be mad about it all day. Good luck finding it and then trying to wash the […]
Internet collectively shouts “CUM ON MY FACE!” at their screens. This doesn’t need a whole setup. This guy is FOINE with a capital FFFUUUUHHHH. I wish this was from his actual Xtube account and not just an aggregate, cause I would LOVE to know […]
Gets “teased” by Alexander Gustavo. The issue of plot is both a blessing and a burden – sometimes in equal doses – in porn. On one hand, I love having some kind of context for what’s happening. Especially if there’s actual confusing setup involved […]
Wherein we see what went, and what needs to go. This was a bit of a bumpy week all around, what with me getting sick and missing a few days in action, and then a bunch of bonus work on the new MHD piling […]
Grabby Noms and Used Underpants. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping […]
This is a weird one, guys. Anyone who grew up watching the Ren and Stimpy Show will clearly remember Powdered Toast Man, and if you didn’t grow up with it, or have children that forced you to watch it, there’s really no explaining it to […]
I can’t tell. Because Randy Blue won’t respond to any of my emails about things like this scene, or giving me some kind of extra access so I can report back about things that are awesome. So instead I had to watch the 60 […]
I had no idea that Easter was such a big discount weekend for the pornographic arts! Ooof. If you thought there was some cheap stuff for St. Patrick’s Day, then let’s talk about all the sites that are offering bananas discounts for friggin Easter! […]
Starring What’s His Face and Bravo Delta’s Penis. I will tell you straight away that I only clicked on this because I honestly thought Hot House had made a feature called Ass Friends and I was elated. Turns out this is called Ass Fiends, […]
This is good fuckin’, you guys. Hi everybody! I’m sorry to leave you hanging for a bit. I’ve been down for the count with some kind of cold or something the last two days and was unconscious for the better part of that, dreaming about all the […]
