Quickie: Bruno Miles Is The Hottest Man I Have Seen In 10 Billion Years

Bruno Miles is, in fact, the hottest man I have seen in ten billion years. You are welcome to doubt the validity of this statement—especially considering I haven’t been alive for ten billion years—but you can’t doubt the way my dick‘s feeling right now. Bruno Miles is stupidly hot. His dick is the perfect size for me, his cheeks and his hole are calling my name, and damnit, I love his stupidly hot face with its stupidly pretty eyes and stupidly pretty lips.

In conclusion, I want to lick this man’s balls. I want to lick this man’s taint. And I want to ram his ass so hard that we both fall off the bed, start laughing in one another’s arms and then decide that maybe it’s a better idea if he fucks me instead (at least for the next fifteen minutes until we switch places again, then keep switching places until we’re so worn out and drained of cum that our dicks fall off).

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Men of Montreal

Check out some pictures from Bruno Miles’ solo below:

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

Bruno Miles strokes his cock and shows off his beefy ass in a solo for gay porn site Men of Montreal.

See even more of Bruno Miles’ perfect body on MEN OF MONTREAL.

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66 thoughts on “Quickie: Bruno Miles Is The Hottest Man I Have Seen In 10 Billion Years

  1. Beefy, a little bit hairy and gorgeous eyes. What’s not to like? I’m sure some troll will bless us with his feelings on that…

  2. He looks like a total teddy bear. We re going to have to share him Dewitt, You can have him on Mondays, and I ll get the rest of the week

  3. it would appear that according to these Manhunt posts, only guys with moderate to 1970’s bush all over their face and bodies are considered hot.

  4. Dewitt I am not feeling all the love but I will admit that he does have a rather nice ass !!!

  5. His belly button is distracting… I thought it was airbrushed out in one picture, but it’s just almost invisible it seems… it’s all i see in these pictures.

  6. He’s cute but surely far from the hottest man I have seen in alot of years. Cmon, DeWitt, maybe you need new glasses…

  7. It means there is a monotonous similarity between the hair-covered guys considered “hot” by the people who run this website. No real diversity in types- just a lot of guys with beards and body hair and hairy asses. Which is fine if that’s your cup of tea, but some of us like other types. All we get is same old same old.

  8. Seriously? I mean, he’s cute but he’s not THAT cute. You built him up like he was a walking stick of sexiness and it’s not that I would kick him out of bed, because I wouldn’t he has gorgeous eyes but, I’m sorry. I just don’t see. To each his own. Then again, I am a novelist who writes gay romances, so I guess my imagination goes wild at the possibilities.

  9. ok ill be the first to say what everyone’s thinkin cuz none of us wanna be mean,,, SERIOUSLY ????? LOL,,,, thats all i can say

  10. I was gonna agree until I saw that he’s straight. Boo to that. Gay for pay is a big turn off. πŸ™

  11. He’s absolutely perfect, just my type, beefy, hairy, cute with a beautiful cock and a magnificent ass. Instant hard on, and need to jerk off. BTW, what’s your fascination with the word “troll” and calling someone that name?

  12. He’s a good lookin dude, but I kind of feel like he looks like Zac Efron+150 lbs.

  13. I don’t get what u see in this guy. He can be 1’000,000 times hotter than me and still… he’s not hot just compared to… don’t know, perhaps someone like Colby Keller?. He has all the elements: furry, beefy, bulky… but they don’t work together. He looks boyish and kinda fool instead of looking as a manly man. You can have him from Monday to Sunday and hopefully the neeeext one will be mine.

  14. LMAO… plus too much make up. Face don’t much body and that hair is not sexy at all.

  15. Dewitt, you must know better. Yes, he’s a good looking guy, but his face is totally airbrushed. Not even makeup. He might have had blemish or uneven skin tone. It’s not a big deal but still it’s VERY much airbrushed. Don’t be defensive.

  16. YOUR WRONG! he would not be even in my top 20 hottest guys ever! and even lower than 20

  17. YOUR WRONG! he would not be even in my top 20 hottest guys ever! and even lower than 20

  18. Haha, I’m not saying the photos weren’t edited! Of course they were. I’m just saying that his actual face, which you see in the video, is fine on its own.

    HE IS BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY (ABOUT PHOTOSHOP).

  19. I just hope you don’t mind that his ass will be sore for the remainder of the week.

  20. One day, I hope to see a positive comment from you on this blog. I realize today is not that day, but I really do hope you won’t have a chip on your shoulder forever.

    (I mean that sincerely. This is not me being a bitch. I truly wish you the best and think there are some major self-esteem issues preventing you from appreciating others and their own unique taste.)

  21. Alas, alas, this clip was MEGA-boring. The man is certainly worthy of some salivation, however that is about it. NO magnetism, NO magic, NO chemistry. ENJOY him for years to come, Dewitt! I will keep enjoying my own solos. Far more satisfying, for me.

  22. Its sad to always see all the cunty comments about how a gorgeous model is hideous to some knob on here. If you don’t find someone attractive who comment at all?

  23. nothing worse than a dimwitt2it who cant take factual criticism. dont run a blog if you dont like people responding to you dewitt

  24. cos these are whores who put themselves out for scrutiny, and this is a blog claiming to present hot guys, and when mediocrity appears we can state our thoughts too dude

  25. Hmmm… I think he’s delightfully proportioned, his lashes are sexy, and as someone with a gall bladder surgery scar, I don’t see anything wrong with his cute little navel.

    But, to each his own. I suspect there are all sorts of people who like or dislike anyone brave enough to post pics for the world to see. Personally, as a kind, compassionate person, if I don’t have anything nice to say about someone, I say nothing.

  26. Ah, and you are imagining that your critiques of the “whores” is important to state. Ok, gotcha.

  27. Bruno Miles doesn’t do anything for me. With a name like Bruno, I’d expect him to be much more rugged, much more fit, much more handsome. He’s certainly not ugly, but he’s neither cute nor handsome. He just pales in comparison to so many other guys out there. Landon Conrad is the hottest guy, I’ve seen on this site so far! He can take me and be my master forever!!!!

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