Here’s the sinewy Alef Borges showing off his new skateboard. Dude looks tough as leather but in a sexy way, as opposed to a riverbed face-type way. No one wants a male model with riverbed-face. This guy’s plate pecs could deflect bullets. He reminds me […]
Year: 2013
Big Dipper Is Having A “Body Party” In New York City Tomorrow Night & You’re All Invited To Play With His Goofy Ass Dick.
While editing our interview with Trevor Knight, it occurred to me that I never shared our original interview with Chicago rapper Big Dipper. As some of you know, we posted a salacious “interview” by Boulangerié Knowles, in which she claimed she had sexual relations with […]
Trevor Knight: “As Soon As We Say ‘I Do’ My Adult Film Career Will Be Over For Good”
After watching Trevor Knight‘s painfully cute proposal to boyfriend David Bradberry on Bravo’s Below Deck, we reached out to the modern-day gay porn legend for a quick chat about his relationship, harsh criticism from skeptical haters and, perhaps most importantly, whether or not we’ll still […]
Underwear Drawer: The Appropriately Named Peter Pretty For Aussiebum
Wearing an Aussiebum jock the right way, here’s Peter Pretty captured by photographer Troy Wise. By the way, “wearing an Aussiebum jock the right way” just means looking bend over-able in it. How accurate is Peter Pretty’s modeling name? He’s very pretty. He’s even pretty […]
Remembering Cory Monteith
Actor Cory Monteith was found dead in a Vancouver hotel room last week. He was 31. The coroner investigating has declared the cause of Monteith’s death to be a toxic combination of heroin and alcohol. Monteith had been very open about his struggles with drug […]
Adorable Human Elliott Blue Swallows Ben Driver’s Huge Cock With His Tiny, Tiny Butt.
So Elliott Blue is kind of gorgeous, eh? The boyish newcomer made his debut on Guys In Sweatpants this week, and he’s starting off with a bang (literally) by taking Ben Driver‘s especially large uncut schlong. According to the site, this 19 year-old cutie spent […]
Celebrity Skin: Mark Duplass Shows His Butt
I’ve been aware that Mark Duplass existed since the 2009 film Humpday, but I never fully developed a crush on him until I saw him playing opposite of Aubrey Plaza and Jake Johnson in last year’s Safety Not Guaranteed. He played a weirdo who thought […]
Three’s Company: Anthony Romero, James Jamesson & Adam Ridge
Anthony Romero and James Jamesson may have parted ways with Next Door Studios long ago, but it appears they still have a few unreleased scenes they’re hoarding over there, including this “new” threesome with Adam Ridge that was probably filmed (approximately) forty years ago. Of […]
The Jonas Brothers Just Triple-Penetrated Me With Their Giant DICKS!
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: George Ce’s Uncut Whopper
Today, I fell in love all over again with George Ce‘s dick. It was the foreskin that propelled me into what’s commonly referred to as my “horny zone”, as I struggled to not finger-bang myself while thinking about swirling my tongue around his uncut rod. […]











