Last night I was watching the episode from the first season of Mad Men where Mrs. Draper fantasizes about doing it with the air conditioning salesman while straddling the dryer. If that particular air conditioning guy had been in my house, I probably would had […]
Year: 2011
Nude College Golf Team Suspended For Photo
This is ridic. Kansas’ Bethany College golf team was suspended (by their own coach!) for appearing in a team photo butt ass nekkid. Well, they had their clubs hiding junk but that was it. Coach Joe Hardy (who is also the Lutheran college’s athletics director) […]
Ginges Are An Endangered Species!
A gay ginge couple realizes that they have to do their part in preventing redheads from dying out. Their plan? Impregnate a ginger chick to have ginger babies. These two are so gay that their attempts to seduce a woman reflect a complete absence of […]
Top or Bottom: Alex
Alex is the latest willing participant in our ongoing Top or Bottom experiment. From the looks of his pictures, he looks like he could make a killing in twink porn, though we wouldn’t ever suggest that to him ’cause most twinks hate being called “twinks”. […]
The Ten: Sexiest Men In Ten Words or Less
Dewitt is going on a vacation. This is much needed, since it’s come to the point where he’s talking in third person. Even though he’s scheduled a few posts (so you don’t miss him too much), he admits that he didn’t have the patience to […]
Spencer Reed + Morgan Black = Boner For Me
We’re still getting used to Spencer Reed with a beard. The alleged circumstances which caused him to grow it—no matter whose side of the story you choose to believe—are depressing in the worst way possible. Nevertheless, they’re not enough of a boner-kill to make us […]
Woof Alert: Martin Mazza
Martin Mazza’s front is boning me up something fierce. Hairy muscle is the business! Running your hands on an erotic journey (yeah, I said “erotic journey!”) from the hairy pecs, following the treasure trail, and arriving at the cock is one of my favorite types […]
Quickie: Alessandro Calza
We haven’t featured Alessandro Calza in awhile, so get to fappin’! Besides the obvious, we’ve discovered two more reasons to think Alessandro is a demigod. Firstly, he’s 40. How hot is that? We are often accused of only featuring the dewy, fresh-faced early 20s types, […]
It Happened On Manhunt: My Doctor Fantasy Came True
Have you ever fantasized about a hunky doctor whose prostate exams are extraordinarily “unconventional”? Yeah, we’ve all been there! Today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt tells the story of a patient who got a little too excited during his regular check-up. Shortly after, he […]
Who Would You Rather?: Fright Night
The remake of Fright Night actually scored with the critics, which is pretty good for a remake of an 80s horror movie. Colin Farrell is the malevolent yet hardon-inducing vampire menacing cutie Anton Yelchin and his family. Quirky actor Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays the tragic best […]