Last night I was watching the episode from the first season of Mad Men where Mrs. Draper fantasizes about doing it with the air conditioning salesman while straddling the dryer. If that particular air conditioning guy had been in my house, I probably would had to rub one out the minute he left, too.
That got me thinking about all the door-to-door guys I’ve wanted to bang over the years: the FedEx delivery guy at my last job, the guy who came to fix my furnace last winter, and this pair of Mormon missionaries that I once talked to for almost an hour in hopes that they’d bend me over and plow me from both ends once they were done talking about their faith in God. Actually, the hottest of all might have been the guy from Verizon who interrupted me in the middle of a jack-off session to sell me on Fios. “I’m sticking with Cox,” I wanted to say. “Now, speaking of sticking and cocks…”
But I didn’t have the nerve. Not yet, anyway. I know it happens in porn all the time, but I have a real-life friend who used to blow the pizza guy every Saturday. I’m just never sure how to make that first move.
How about you? Have any of you managed to nail the guy who just showed up at your front door one day?
– Lawrence
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wierd doesn’t look like a real dick hmmmmm oink
HAH I thought the same thing this is getting lame……..
Flirted with a garbage collector for several months before finally got him inside the house and we fucked each other silly. Would have loved to do the same thing with the two 20-year-olds who recently delivered my washing machine.
recently had new mattress delivered – one of the two guys was perfection! — just absolutely drop-dead gorgeous — and kinda seemed to be flirting… if the other guy weren’t there, i would have offered in a heartbeat
haha, yea i have with a really hot plumber…
accidentally left a gay porn mag open in the bathroom as u do… i went to check on him and noticed it was there and sorta got embarrassed and said ‘sorry guess u didn’t want to see that…’ to which he said ‘doesn’t bother me, got the same one’ and he gave me a cheeky smile and we ended up on the bathroom floor…
Was one way to get some free work done, and will defo use him agn… ;D even if there is no work to be done…
I blew off a cable guy once when he came to hook up my tv/internet. I used to have pictures of guys scrolling across my screen as my screensaver. I forgot to turn it off before showing him where the computer was. While he was doing his thing I kept noticing he was getting a hard-on. When he was done hooking up the stuff he asked if I needed any help using the equipment. I said “no, but it looks like you might need some help with yours” as I glanced down at his bulge. he turned bright red, and started to leave. I grabbed his hand and told him it’s cool, so I sat him down on the couch and went to business. I haven’t seen him since sadly, but I am in the middle of a move to a new place in that area, I wonder if he’ll get the service call to my place again
It’s just the quality of the photos. I am willing to bet my left foot that dick is real. And even if it’s not, Matt Hughes is a god. I’ve lost count to how many videos(including the one above) I have jacked too.
Love that scene you posted and love Mad Men
Can we also make a post about how well Ross Hurston can suck a dick?
It has always been a fantasy of mine, the closest I ever got was while living in NYC, the cable guy came to hook up my cable when I moved to aody and new apartment. He was amazing! One of the hottest black guys I had ever seen, great body, and he was pretty chatty. I was so turned on and finally got around to joking about watching porn. I asked him to make sure my VCR set up right, and every now and then rubbing my crotch so he would have a clear idea how I was feeling. I noticed a crotch rub or two on his side but when I offered a drink to him when he finished he said no that he was running late as it was. So nothing happened.. 🙁
Guy on a bicycle followed me home from a nearby restaurant in a blizzard. He circled around on the street when I got to my door so I could tell what he wanted. Invited him upstairs and turns out he was a str8 guy who built furniture nearby – very hot oral followed. Never saw him again – damn!
Several years ago I was home on a Monday, hungover after a Super Bowl Party at my place. I answered the door freeballing in a pair of gym shorts. A cute 18yr old kid was at the door selling magazine subscriptions. My dog ran out to greet him and the kid bent down to pet him. It was quite obvious he was looking up the legs of my shorts. I told him I wasn’t interested in buying and he ask if he could come in for a drink of water. I told him sure. I got him a drink and plopped myself back down on the chaise lounge. He thanked me and drank his water but instead of leaving he knelt down next to the chaise and begin to feel up my cock before blowing me. Gotta admit it was hot as hell and sure took my mind off the hangover.
Dude that’s a hot little story
Well it wasn’t really with a guy at my front door but a few years ago the landlord of the building I was living in was having the decks repaired. When I woke up in the morning I noticed two workers starting on my third story deck and I offered them water if they needed it and use of my bathroom. Over the next few days of their work, the sexy supervisor and I had struck up a few conversations and I always made sure to wear small loose legged shorts so that my cock would show more (if he was interested). On the last day they were working, the supervisor came in for a bathroom break and then sat to chat while he drank some water. The whole time he sat there chatting with me he continually would casually rub his crotch and soon I noticed that he had an erection. Not surprisingly the topic soon turned to sex and the fact that he “wasn’t getting any” because the girlfriend was out of town. It really didn’t take much at that point for his pants to come off to revel his lack of underwear and rock hard cock…which was in my mouth in no time at all. Pity that didn’t happen sooner. I’d have been happy to service him and his muscled body daily.
Believe me if Ross Hurston where 2 show up at my door delivering milk Ross and I ( LOL ) would spill that gooey man made milk in every room in the house …..
Dang, that guy giving head must be a pro. He’s taken that big cock all the way down to the balls! That guy is GIFTED!! Ha,ha.