Usually, when someone walks away from a sexual encounter with a limp, it’s because they spent all night getting rammed up the ass. That’s not the case in today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt. The story begins when our subject meets for drinks with […]
Month: June 2011
Who Would You Rather?: Neil Patrick Harris & Hugh Jackman
Did anyone catch Neil Patrick Harris and Huge Assman, I mean Hugh Jackman hosting The Tonys? That’s a dumb question. This is the gayest blog ever, so chances are some of you are theater queens. I am. Hell, I wanted to go and see Spider-Man: […]
Personal Trainwreck: Working Out Is Gay
Why can’t the personal trainers at MY gym wear compression shorts without something over them and mime jacking off in front of me with a shakeweight? In “Personal Trainwreck: Premature,” a personal trainer’s client “finishes” early much to his oddly enthusiastic trainer’s dismay. Your relationship […]
Drawn To You: Just Cartoon Dicks
I’m always a fan of questions that begin with “Is it okay if I’m turned on by…” In general, my answer to that question will be “yes”, provided it has nothing to do with pedophilia, bestiality or similarly taboo scenarios. There’s so much shame attached […]
Ryan Stack Is Back! For A Blowjob.
The world is in love with Ryan Stack. Frankly, we’re not even sure that’s an overstatement, given all the positive feedback on last week’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post. As far as we’re concerned, the entire world is working on their wedding vows to this adorable, hairy […]
Celebrity Skin: Tyler Posey
We wrote about Tyler “Teen Wolf” Posey recently, and I mentioned that we would probably be seeing a lot of skin due to the fact that werewolves often shed their clothes when they get furry. Would I ever steer you wrong? Tyler is shirtless for […]
Bi The Way: Tyler Torro, Spencer Fox & Cherry Torn
I’ve been a magnet for bisexual men as of late. Technically, this was always the case, but now they want to talk to me instead of just having me stick my dick up their butts. Weird! Alas, I’m never one to turn down a good […]
Quickie: Eric Bélanger
Duh. You don’t have to look twice to figure out why we’re drooling over Eric Bélanger. From that scruffy face to his thick bush (nuzzled underneath his solid abs), this guy’s got sex written all over him. Scratch that! We want to write “sex” all […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: The Real Househusbands Of New Jersey
Bravo’s Real Housewives Of… reality television brand has the whole “vapid, shrieking, egomaniacal leather-faced women screaming and punching each other” genre on lock. You can watch maybe five minutes of any of these shows before getting an intense migraine and wondering if humanity should just […]
Katy Perry’s Ab Master: Richie Nuzzolese
Not only is “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” the only Katy Perry video I can stand sitting through (thank you, Kenny G. and the newly redeemed Rebecca Black), but she gave us some new wank candy by featuring model Richie Nuzzolese! He’s the vid’s varsity letterman […]