Did anyone catch Neil Patrick Harris and Huge Assman, I mean Hugh Jackman hosting The Tonys? That’s a dumb question. This is the gayest blog ever, so chances are some of you are theater queens. I am. Hell, I wanted to go and see Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark to see if the acting and performances were at all Tony-worthy. This is as opposed to how the rest of the general public was only attending to see if any of the actors would be killed during the performance.
NPH and Hugh’s opening duet was hot! The tuxedoed twosome could sing, dance, AND give us boners by imagining them suddenly making out. It was dripping with homoeroticism. Was I the only one who thought it would end with a kiss? If there was any awards show to feature two dudes sweetly ending a performance with a smooch, it’s the Tonys. But alas, you must pick ONE of these performers to perforate with your cock.
To watch their duet and to vote, Follow the JUMP:
Hugh Jackman is my FAVORITE man on the planet. Sexy, built, Australian accent, talented, and just enough hair to be hot without having to feel like I am flossing when playing with his chest. And he played Wolverine and Van Helsing for god’s sake, not to mention being in a towel in “Swordfish”!
How rude to make us choose!! I didn’t see an option of threesome?
Duh. What a dumb question. Daddy Jackman, of course.
Probably Jackman, but I’d love to get both of their asses.
They are both Hot!! I picked Hugh, But I met Neil in NY once and he is hotter in personal than on tv.
Neil is a doll…but so is Hugh. I’d still go with Neil.
i pick neil cause he is cute and hugh is uncut so i don’t like uncut men
I would bottom for Hugh Jackman and top Neil
Hugh definitely! Neil is too much a little boy!
How do you know hugh is uncut?
uh, the neil/hugh duet was not part of the opening. It came about an hour into the show — the opening number was about how Broadway wasn’t just for gays anymore.
oh, and I went with neil. When forced to make a difficult choice, go with the who knows what he’s doing in bed.
actually I’d be happy to watch the two of them together. There was a glorious naked photo of Hugh tied spreadeagled in the sand…well it was rumoured to be him. Sadly a fake.
oh this one was so hard…..I want both for different reasons……I picked Hugh, but I could easily cuddle with NPH…..between then would be even better…..
One in my mouth, one in my ass!
I seriously have no clue how Hugh Jackman has received less than 100% of the votes.
Fuck Hugh Jackman, Marry NPH.
Uh, also Neil was the Host… Jackman was just involved with this ‘bit’! Sounds like someone at manhunt pretended to watch the show… and actually caught up with this on YouTube 3 days later! (and I would go with Neil for the same reason as wrestlesex.)
I didn’t bother to watch when I saw who was hosting, not my cuppa tea at all, sorry!
This was probably the most difficult “Who Would You Rather?” that you guys have done. Hugh Jackman is gorgeous and has that accent. NPH also has a decent body and I might actually have a shot with him (if he weren’t married). In the end, I went with NPH. These two would have been more appropriate in a “Fuck, Marry, Block” segment with some other guy for the “block” category.
Seeing Hugh and Neil sing “if I’m the bottom your the top” almost made me jizz my pants.
To be fair Hugh Jackman has been my fantasy celebrity fuck for the past 10 years, like i’m going to vote against him. Dear God, Hugh Jackman in a suit, can live get any better?
jeese….why can’t I have both? They are both handsome, sexy men.
Lets just say i’d rather be sandwiched between the two ! they are both HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked Neil back in the day, but he’s kind of annoying to me now. Hugh Jackman is growing on me, not really my type, but I’d take him over Neil any day
Did anyone else catch NPH singing he’d be the bottom while Hugh was singing he’d be the top…that just filled my fantasy quotient for the month!
I have made my decision, I will be Hugh’s bottom! And I’m not changing my mind! 🙂
I just cannot get N2 the Tony Awards ( the most BORING of all the award shows ) but I did catch NPH doing closing number and he was very good and from what heard NPH did a very good job at hosting the show . BTW I am voting for Hugh but I would FUCK the hell out of both of them if I ever have the chance …….
go to naked male celebrities.and u will see where they name this cock. and the penis shown UNCUT is hugh jackman. i just don’t like UNCUT men i hate foreskin.when they pull the skin back..yuckie… i had a lover who was uncut. then i had to break up with him. so everytime i meet a guy b4 we take it to next level i always ask are you cut or uncut…. sorry they can be so cute and fine as hell but UNCUT .. no way!!!! lol
Fun. I’d love to see Hugh “be the top” and pound Neil’s ass into the floor. Now that would be a show worth tuning in for. Of course I’d be happy to fill in for Neil if he happens to be all “top only” (which I doubt).
I loved it that they were singing about who’s the top and who’s the bottom! They a both very hot, but i would still have to choose Hugh Jackman because he seems more rugged than Neil,,,, and i love rugged guys!
I would like to watch them do each other…
I think they should both be the bottom and let me be the top.
And Dwight… what an idiot.
“when they pull the skin back..yuckie…” You can’t be serious.
I would go with neil the whole way he’s so hot!