If you're not familiar with the premise of the Daily's Secret Sex feature, I basically feature a guy every week who I want to have sex with. How is that different from half of our other features? Well, in this case, my lust comes with a side […]
Year: 2009
Balloon Boy Story Gets Popped
By now, you've probably already heard about "Balloon Boy", the six year-old child who was thought to have floated off on a saucer-like balloon. You've also probably heard that they found him in the family's attic. But have you seen the video where the so-called […]
Aural Only: Shakira
This is just sad. To make up for the poor chart performance of "She Wolf" in the US, Shakira's label has thrown her on a track with both Lil Wayne and Timbaland. Haven't we learned a lesson from Madonna? No matter how hard you cross […]
Alexander Is Basically Just Hot
The moment I set my eyes on Alexander's bubble butt, I just knew he had to be featured in our Everything Butt series. Unfortunately, I could only find two pictures of his ass. In an attempt to come up with an alternative plan, I thought […]
PUMA Index Model Shows Us His Peen
Remember the recent
PUMA Index Model Shows Us His Peen
Remember the recent
The Men of ESPN’s Body Issue
Have you seen all the sexy male athletes who posed for ESPN‘s Body Issue? If I was hosting an orgy and being extraordinarily picky about who I invited, every single one of these guys would be on the guest list. Seriously! These men are one-hundred […]
The Men of ESPN’s Body Issue
Have you seen all the sexy male athletes who posed for ESPN‘s Body Issue? If I was hosting an orgy and being extraordinarily picky about who I invited, every single one of these guys would be on the guest list. Seriously! These men are one-hundred […]
PDA: Hot or Not?
How do you feel about public displays of affection? Before we continue, I should make it clear that I'm not talking about public sex. PDA is considerably lighter, from holding hands to grabbing your partner's butt. It usually occurs with your pants on (provided you […]
ANTM Is Carrying Weapons
How much did I love last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model? It was like everything I could ever dream for–my favorite model rocked that shit, the bitchy entitled chick got sent home and a samurai-themed photo shoot that didn’t look like it was […]

