Yay, The Christmas-Themed Porn Is Here!

The sad thing is Drill My Hole’s take on A Christmas Carol is actually BETTER and follows the source material more closely than 1992’s A Muppet Christmas Carol! I tried watching that shit last night as part of my “Michael Xavier’s 30 Days of Non-Porn Christmas Movies” event and it’s AWFUL. Friggin’ Michael Caine trying to out-act felt! By the way, this post has fulfilled my dream of somehow working the Muppets into a gay porn blog.

Anyhoo, bearded butt buster Jordan Levine (he really makes my dick twitch) gets a Christmas visitation from Scott Riley, who’s the ghost of Christmas sex. Before he knows it, Riley is sucking his Dickens and riding his cock! This is the kind of Christmas special that we need during this yuletide season! Holiday themed porn is the best. I like a laugh before I bear down to jerk off.

There’s more holiday madness below, and guess what you can watch here? Season’s Greetings!

Michael Xavier

Press “PLAY” to watch the teaser below.

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