Rob Delaney is a straight, married comedian whose been known to tell jokes about butt sex, farting and soap dispensers jizzing on his face. You might know him from Twitter, where many a gay man has followed him just to have an excuse to stare at this picture and masturbate every single time he tweets. The amount of semen that has been released into the world due to his physical presence is immeasurable and likely infinite. As long as human beings exist, they will fap and lady-fap whilst dreaming about Delaney’s “cute little butt star”. It is known.
Frankly, the idea of doing a Would You Hit That post about this man doesn’t even make sense, because the answer is obviously “Yes, I would put his mediocre, okay, workman-like penis in my mouth”. Duh.
– Dewitt
Check out some pics and discuss whether you’d hit that below:
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Only if he shaves off the beard.
NOT!!!!
bag his face
hell yeah!
Hell fucking yes! He is handsome as hell. He has to shave at night so he has 10 o’clock shadow after work for fucking; he can shave after that, haha.
super sexy. Horrible fashion sense. But super sexy.
Oh, totally, not even a second thought.
I agree.
Love the scruff!!
He does nothing for me.
He’s handsome. If he’s funny, too, that would seal the deal
No!
Yes!
I would embed him into his mattress.
Well he does have a nice round booty.
Gor. Geous. Ass.
He’s hilarious. I highly recommend following his Twitter feed.
I have masturbated to his ass pic and his full beard pics. I’m madly in love
Pass, not a bad looking guy , just not my type
Yes. He’s a card… that makes him more attractive.
In a heartbeat, any day, any where!