Would You Hit That?: Jeremy Sisto

Sausage party with Jeremy Sisto! Jeremy stars on some ABC show I’ve never seen (Suburgatory) and in an upcoming episode his character appears in a beefcake calendar. Quite literally, it seems. Jeremy first came to my attention when he played the wackjob brother to the sex addict chick on Six Feet Under. I wasn’t into him back then because his character was terrifying (he REALLY wanted sis to get rid of that tattoo) and kinda thin. Then he got beefier, and my opinion began to change. Beef will always seduce my senses. What do you think? Is Jeremy someone you’d pork? How many meat references can I fit in one post?

Oh, and that cast ass pic is from some 2004 joint called In Enemy Hands. Holy shite, someone find out if they’re nude through the whole thing. It’s kinda sad, but I’ve been known to check out POW flicks for prisoner nudity.

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10 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Jeremy Sisto

  1. I love him a ton, but never found him attractive. I wonder if his incredibly convincing crazy person acting on Six Feet Under had more of an effect on me than I realize, haha. (Or maybe him leaving Alicia Silverstone in the middle of nowhere, fucking asshole.)

    I also have to point out that Scott Caan has a great ass.

  2. Never found him sexy UNTIL Suburgatory. I think he’s a bit thicker than he used to be, and that’s a huge plus. He really is hot on that show — and it’s one of the few comedies I still watch.

  3. yes, i’d totally tap that.. he’s a whole lotta hunky man…

    though, the sausage one is a bit creepy.. ha

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