“Bearlebrity” is a ridiculous term, but there really isn’t any other way to describe BearJew. He’s kind of a big deal amongst the fur-loving Tumblr community. This may have something to do with his unique style or (more likely) the gratuitous self-portraits he posts for #tummytuesdays and #trashyfriday.
Whatever the case, I should probably confess that I have a kind of big crush on him. His playful, confident pics seem like they were tailor-made to get a very specific reaction from my dick. A reaction that involves copious amounts of pre-cum, in case you were wondering…
Going forward with the Woof Alert series, my 2012 goal is to feature more heftiness and true bearish beauty. There’s no better person to help kick off that initiative than BearJew. Hopefully, he’s more flattered than creeped out by my minor internet infatuation. Hopefully.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: BearJew
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R.I.P. to the best beard ever.
Disgusting, I will pass on this.
Just like a train wreck… I should have turned away!
MUCH HOTTER clean shaven!!!
Not my cup of tea.
Not a fan of overweight. To each his own though!!
OY
Awww… i like the playfulness. Seriously guys, if something doesn’t work for you, just don’t look at it. What’s the point of mean comments? I think it’s great that he has found a way of feeling good about his body, and that he has a strong identity and pride. He’s happy with his body. And, I bet he doesn’t sleep alone. LOL. WTF else is more important than knowing who you are and accepting yourself?
I think I need to vomit. Oh, and PS: and that retarded big-beard-and-black -frame-glasses look has got to die soon. Like now.
Congrats on broadening the spectrum. There are certainly a lot of “types” I don’t like — until someone hot shows up from that type… 7 billion people, roughly half of whom are men. I’d hate to think I missed out on some hot ones because I didn’t look past their “type.”
Some of those pictures are just laughable. Wow. beards are gross, especially when it’s combined with beer guts. Nothing says “lazy and worthless” quite like a full beard and a guy that can’t control his eating. Gross.
Not my thing either but to someone it is. I do agree the glasses thing is dated. He looks dorky nothing more
HOT!! Love those hot, hairy bears. I’d spin his dreildel anytime!!!
So horrifying, I will never be able to look at this blog again.
I think he’s kinda hot – definitely prefer beardless!
Gross! Please don’t do this ever again!
oy…everyone is so judgemental…not my cup of tea either but to each his own and some of the coments are pretty mean.
SO FUCKING DISGUSTING ITS UNTRUE
Now i have to go burn my eyeballs out.
I think he’s cute and hot. What I can’t stand are the dumbass tattoos. When will guys finally stop mindlessly doodling on themselves.
My dick just backed up inside me.
Super hot. He carries his weight well, clearly has a charming sense of humor, and rocks his body. I’m all about it.
Haha! Me too! I love that T-shirt!
Hey, all of you assholes who can’t imagine a world that isn’t skinny and hairless: Grow the fuck up. There are other ways of being in this world.
not my type either but I’m tired of you gays being so mean to each other…to each his own…how rude!
WOW, super hot, should never shave that beard, its epic when its long!
DeWitt, thanks for taking the step to show some “true” bears. I know you are going to get heat form tons of guys , as a chuuby bear, who is very bi-sizeual in my attraction to me, it is nice to have variety.
Though I fall into the “bear” category I do not consider myself a “bear” and am not attracted to bears therefore, I’ll have to pass on this post and others like it. Sorry 🙁
I like different types and this guy definitely is a hot one. I do prefer with the beard, but he’s still adorable without.
Wow! He was beautiful! I mean, he’s still cute, but that beard was such a signature! He was freaking gorgeous with it! Ugh! 🙁
Well, after looking at the pics with him all dressed up and styled, I actually like it a little more. That last pic doesn’t really do him justice like his other pics after he shaved the beard.
Wow! It’s great to see occasional pics of REAL men on here, like him, every once in awhile!
he is super hot i like the pics a lot want to see what is under the jock
EW, could only imagine the ass smell in that beard!
Jesus Christ, you guys are pathetic. And we wonder how gay stereotypes are perpetuated? Fucking assholes, the whole lot of you.
LOL@Cody; at least we were being honest.
True honesty comes from the heart, not the dick
I don’t know what people think they will find with a tittle like Bear Alert. I myself expect to see a cgubby hairy cute guy. And the post delivered. If this is not your cup of tea, keep your loathing to yourself. I agree with a previous poster about stereotypes. We will never achieve any true respect from the world if we as a community don’t start accepting each other just as we are.
Small much?!
i think is brilliant!! im tottaly into like gym boys (im one of them) but i think the boys are sexy. curverd sexy yeah. and the pic with the glases..dude…is so going to my research file..awesome!!
sexy and cute! i bet his ass is delicious. his confidence is the hottest thing about him
You promise?
While I agree with you, the bear community pulls the same shit – different side of the same damn coin.
What exactly is a “true” bear? BTW, the bears are now just as fucking annoying as the other gay sects…except they wear flannel.
Fuck all of you shallow queens. Seriously. Don’t we have enough issues coming from OUTSIDE the community? Quit being assholes to each other. When did it become mandatory to be a cunt just because you are gay? He’s hot, confident and 10 times the man any of the nasty commentors are. Take YOUR clothes off and let us judge YOU just as harshly. Yeah, didn’t think so.
I agree with anon from 1:58am but while I dont think hes attractive. Anyway way the problem with these bitchy queens is that they have ugly ass faces. Yeah you have nice abs but your face looks like Toot’s ass. If these queens think that you need to fit their prescription of hotness then they better be ready to fix their faces with some plastic surgery. Its the being a bitch that allows them to feel better about themselves. If this guy feel hes hot let him be fuckers and if the author does too go hate somewhere else