What Did Willam Do?

If you didn’t watch the RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion special and you actually care about the show or spoilers, you might want to stop reading this post right now. On that note, you might also want to stay out of the comments section, where I assume our readers will be discussing the outcome of this season.

Now, on to the important question—what the fuck did Willam Belli do to get disqualified from the show? Did it have anything to do with drugs or hormones? Is she pregnant? Did she spill details on the competition? Were her shoes too fabulous? Did she get caught getting spitroasted by Shawn Morales and Jason Carter?

Nope. She just fucked her husband.

The rules apparently state that contestants aren’t supposed to tell anyone where they are. Yet despite her best efforts to keep the location secret, her man basically stalked her, showed up at her hotel door and then they bumped perineums all night long. How romantic!

…And since Willam is the queen of good timing, let’s all watch her new parody “I Love You Like A Big Schlong” (if not only because Dante Ferraro‘s in it).

– Dewitt

Click through to watch Willam’s new music video:

Cool story, bro… But, uh, let’s change the topic.