It’s confusing.

Continuing their larger series of “what on earth did I actually just watch,” Maskurbate released a scene last week featuring one guy! In a jack off race with himself! Pretending to be his own twin! It’s! More convoluted than necessary!

From the guy behind the masks, Pascal:

I’ve been dreaming about how things would be if one of my models had a twin. What would it be like to shoot a scene with identical twin brothers? That fantasy of mine, through advances in technology, I can now make a reality. It is with great pleasure that I bring you Maskurbate’s first twins’ contest, Ricky vs Ricky. The rules are simple, the first one who cums wins. Who will win and how? Which one is the more confident? Which one has the bigger dick? Let’s find out!

Huh. Despite feeling like an extension of the Great Muppet Caper twins gag (“Especially since you two guys don’t look anything alike!” “Well that’s cause Fozzie’s not wearing his hat!”), this is actually not NOT hot. Ricky has a beautiful cock and if you squint, it does kind of seem like he might have another, identical dude in the room with him:

The twin fantasy has had a hold on me since the late 90s (when I was a wee lad, but still doing AOL searches “naked sexy man” whenever I was left alone with the computer) when I stumbled upon those famously (and almost weirdly) homoerotic pics of the Brewer Twins that I still think about sometimes:

I know they’re not borderline illegal anymore, but I’d still sort of rather watch the Brewer twins romp around than a fake twin scenario, but I’ll give Maskurbate props for sticking to their weirdness. It is sort of imaginative, and I can’t fault them for that. But why stop at two? Why not a one man gang bang? Think bigger, Pascal.