Only Bromo, tho. 

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I’m in the middle of a no-carb summer, so I’ve noticed that a lot of my puns and metaphors have taken on food terms, without my even realizing it. I’m day dreaming about pizza and I just spent almost ten minutes trying to come up with a fast food that Bromo was like; not especially healthy, but very American and even while you’re consuming it, you’re sort of wondering why you’re doing this to yourself, but also it’s really good and you’re gonna finish it anyway? What is that? Maybe Carl’s Jr? The Arch Deluxe from McDonalds?

I don’t know. I spoiled the metaphor anyway by saying all the words about it. Regardless, The Rednecks from Bromo.com is exactly what only Bromo.com could pull off. That trailer set ALONE (seriously, wait till you see it) is ridiculous. And the fact that Brandon Evans and Tobias (IDK – I thought they were your friends) spend this whole first scene fucking in the back of a flatbed pickup is completely perfect:

 

If you like country boys, big trucks, tight jeans and thick dicks, then you’re in for a treat! Tobias and Brandon Evans get horny when riding their truck in the back country and decide to make a pit stop. They start blowing each other’s huge cocks until the excitement is too much to handle. Tobias then flips Brandon over his big red truck and starts pounding his perfect ass bareback until they both blow their big loads.

 

 

 

That reminds me of growing up in Florida. And then moving away from Florida. And then never going back to Florida.

 

 

I don’t know who Brandon Evans and Tobais are, but I’m still gonna watch this whole thing because Bromo just gets how to shoot dirtbag dudes fucking without making it seem sad or gross or weird. This site really has its niche carved out and I can’t stop cramming that niche down my throat (I decided it was an Arch Deluxe) even though I know it’s not that healthy a choice.

 

– tyler