By now, you’ve probably realized that I’m willing to do anything to whore myself out on behalf of the brands I work for. So, naturally, when I heard that Manhunt‘s loyal sidekick Jack’d was giving away an iPad Mini for the best sexy snow day selfie, I did everything I could to raise awareness for the contest on Twitter. It started out innocent with some goofy shots in my long johns, and then before I knew what came over me, I was on the floor with my ass sticking out with dreams of a hot bearded lumberjack munching on my fuzzy hole.
But that’s just me! Jack’d is accepting snow day selfies until midnight on February 1, 2015, and you don’t have to whip out your dick or butt to win the contest. You don’t even have to be stuck in the middle of snowmageddon to participate! Just tweet them a picture with the hashtag #JunoHowIDo to show them how you’re spending your day, whether you’re lounging in your pajamas, throwing back a beer or having a dance party with your roommate.
Most importantly, stay safe and warm! I’m going out to shovel my sidewalk, even though I’d rather be plowing something else right about now. Seriously! Why do I have to feel the horniest I’ve felt in months on the one day when people on Manhunt can’t travel to my place?
– Dewitt
Check out some naughty, ridiculous pictures I took today below:
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Oh Dewitt, why do you have to be so darn sexy, alluring and cute, all at once? Makes me wish I could swim across the Atlantic to come find you!
Damn Daddy! Woof! I just shoot a big load, thanks to you. You look so damn hot in those pictures.
What makes humor so sexy??? This is hilarious…AND SEXY!!!
Jack’d is such a rubbish application, though.
Damn if only you were close to RI, oh wait….
Next time, take pictures of the load I made you shoot! 😛
Dewitt, is this really you or someone else? You are a young sexy looking papi. I wouldn’t kick you out of my bed. LOL Sometimes people working at gay oriented magazines aren’t that attractive. Sexy blue eyes, Dewitt.
Nisz azz, D!!!
very fun and hot…your eyes are stunning…I didnt realize you were ..so attractive
….definitely having a manic episode…
LIVING FOR THESE PHOTOS! I hope you get the iPAD mini.
I’m the same – there’s something about snow that makes me super horny. All my Manhunt buddies from the Northeast region were online and horny. I tried to help them out the best that I could from my location…
I’m definitely diggin the blue eyes too.
I obviously hired a mustachioed, mediocre-looking model to stand in for me.
(Just kidding! It’s totally me.)
I would have loved to open those long johns with my teeth to get at that cock and ass. GRRRRRR
This is my all-time favorite post on Manhunt Daily! Keep them coming, Dewitt. You cute, sexy son of a bitch, you!
Now excuse me while I go jack off and shoot a load unto your mustache on my computer screen
IDK, the five nearly identical ass shots were a bit much for me! Just my opinion.
Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.
Dewitt, you are getting so bold in your more advanced years, keep it up.
I know this is supposed to be a “joke”, but this is not factually accurate. My high school science teacher was a pedophile, and he was clean-shaven.
I can’t tell if I’m bold or an attention whore.
Either way, I’m happy with myself.
Marry me!
They weren’t nearly enough for me! Just my opinion! lol
I’m gonna go ahead and rail that ass now.
Keep the socks on. 😉
Nice cock!
you are funny, wish i was a bit closer, snow & all
He grew one.
I live in Providence. Call me. 😉
What about all the women who abuse younger boys? Do they have mustaches, too?
(I’m just trying to do my part to put an end to the stigma of mustaches + do away with lame jokes.)
Haha, I don’t think I’m eligible to win, since I work for the company! I’m just trying to convince other people to post their pictures, since they couldn’t possibly look more ridiculous than me.
You sexy bitch. If ever I get to Boston, or you to Cleveland… it is on!
Well the shy caterpillar is no longer hiding in a cocoon anymore I see.
The butterfly has finally emerged bold and proud! “WINK”
They do indeed have them. 🙂
Is Zappos paying you for that product placement?
You. Are. Awesome.
I wish! That box is just there to prevent my cats from getting into that crawl space.
If only I used Twitter, I could’ve sent this. Your pics are very inspiring, Dewitt.