Oh these scamps! Here’s a bunch of brahs seeing what happen when you drive by a mooning buddy at 75 mph and slap a pie on his ass. What happens is intense pain and blueberry juice permanently imprinted on a buttcheek. Way to not get killed. And how dare you mess with a nice ass like that! Straight guys taking their asses for granted pisses me off. Remember that pinhead with the stapler?
Wouldn’t it be awful to get killed with your pants down? Ugh. You’re all dead and the first thing paramedics see is your bare ass? You’re not going to care, but it’s so undignified. People who aren’t that into you are going to bring that up whenever your name is mentioned.
– J. Harvey
Watch the straight guy ass slap video below:
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it was a cherry pie, not blueberry
How do you know that guy put his penis in vaginas exclusively? Why should that make him any special?
Can I get the number of your weedman? Cuz’ you are smoking some stuff that makes you one of the most interesting commentators on here.
Cherry, blueberry, who cares? Did it ruin your day that the filling was wrong? What is this – the New Yorker?
this is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen, not only is it stupid but very dangerous, he could have very easily fallen off that unstable stool and gotten hurt very badly. some people are dumber than dumb