Secret Sex: Brad Goreski

Confession time! I don’t actually know a single thing about Brad Goreski. The only reason I’m featuring him in our Secret Sex series is because he’s somehow associated with (ugh) Rachel Zoe, and Bravo is giving him a brand new reality show called (wait for it)It’s A Brad Brad World“.

These seem like things that would annoy me. Of course, judging from this poll on The Huffington Post, people seem to be really excited about this show. Maybe he’s actually not all that bad? A good man tied in with a network full of “real” housewives who make me want to tear my hair out?

Eh, I’m still not convinced. Either way, I really don’t care what his personality is like. If Brad Goreski walked up to me and said “stick it in me”, I’d find the nearest empty room and pound him silly. Have you seen that photo shoot he did with Terry Richardson? Suspenders have never looked so good.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Jiro Schneider / Paper Magazine

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17 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Brad Goreski

  1. I liked him on the rachel zoe show, and he actually has a pretty good/goofy personality compared to Tay. A bit too queeny at times but still super hot!

  2. can’t wait to see what his show is going to be like – I only watched Rachel Zoe Project for some Brad-isms. He makes OVERDRAMATIC a lil less vomit inducing.

  3. brad is not secret sex for me…i’d do him in front of everybody. he does have a fun, goofy personality and i love a man who cries shamelessly. hey brad i have a shoulder you can cry on baby!

  4. I think Brad is AWESOME. Normally i’d say he’s a tad too fem for me, but he isn’t “trying” to “act” gay or anything…just being himself & I like that. I think he & I would be great friends. Plus I’d suck him ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTE AS HELL!!!!!!!

  5. Yeeeaaa…far from a “secret sex” for me. If I got him in bed, it’s first-page news. Screw his involvement with Rachel Zoe, wouldn’t stop me in the least…xD

  6. Yeah, no secret there… also, it is traditional to leave the bottom button unbuttoned, Rick.

  7. I also agree, the one with the suspeders so hot, and i had no idea he has that kind of body. Damn!!!

  8. I’ve been in lust with Brad from the second he walked onto the Rachel Zoe project,…he is the only redeeming factor of that show and the only reason I watch it. I bit my knuckles the first season he was on and they kept threatening to fire him :(. He is like The Devil Wears Prada come to life. LOVE HIM!

  9. Yes, we have a winner! Love the hairy pits, chest and stomach. Wouldn’t be surprised to find
    Brad is packing a thick cock under those jeans.

  10. WAIT! Are these pictures all of the same guy? That’s what he’s hiding under all those clothes? Who knew?

    Now that being said…E and Bravo really need to get a grip on all these spin offs. How damn many shows do we need about those fucking Kardasian bitches? Do we need to make another “reality show” based upon someone from another lame ass reality show (despite how hot he actually is undressed)? How many more will there be like this one? When will this madness end?

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