“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass motherfucker is “YASSSSSSS!” I will cum wherever the FUCK you want me to cum—on your nuts, on your lips, on your bulging biceps… HONEY! I would sit on your foot and squirt like a fountain up your nose if you were into it. Point blank, you could GET IT, Ricky Martin!
Did y’all hear that noise? Hell nah, that was NOT the track you just played. It was the sound of my sexual organs PULSATING to the beat of Ricky Martin’s balls bouncing all up against my chin, while we get down with my favorite number 69 and he tosses my salad like he’s working at the Olive Garden on minimum wage. Now that’s what I call HOSPITALIANO! And he ain’t even Italian.
In conclusion, my coochie is WET. Your hole is READY. So let’s get this party STARTED.
Tug on your balls while you take a look at this hot piece of DICK:
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