Upon getting a glance of Jake Steel in Hot Property, we know exactly what you were thinking. This kid is the next Meryl Streep! He made getting fucked by Landon Conrad look fun and effortless, delivering an Oscar-worthy performance that made us laugh, cry and shoot multiple loads all over ourselves.
Well, guess what? Jake will be appearing in his first sort-of-mainstream role! It’s a mockumentary called GO GO Crazy, and the plot revolves around five erotic dancers and their quest for a thousand dollar prize. Sure, it’s not much of a stretch for the young stud, but he wears sunglasses and talks in a funny accent! If that’s not true talent, then we don’t know what is…
Not so surprisingly, the flick’s produced by the same folks behind The Big Gay Musical. In other words? You should expect a whole lot of campy humor, gratuitous semi-nudity and Black Swan-style sabotage. Check out the teaser trailer, and let us know what you think! Will Jake be the next porn star to cross over into Hollywood?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Next Door Male
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Looks funny
lordy, somebody give that kid a biscuit.
I think he needs a squirt of protein
He can have my biscuit!
Seriously, he’s cute and all, but he needs to eat some cheeseburgers.
Seriously, he’s cute and all, but he needs to eat some cheeseburgers.
Actually, guys, he’s thin for a porn star, but he’s hardly anorexic. I have a similar body type at age 41 and trust me, I EAT! I think we’re soooo used to ‘roid enhanced bodies in porn films that we can’t even recognize someone with a real, healthy body anymore. I think it’s great that a porn star, even if he’s a twink half my age, can be allowed to have a different body type and be considered hot by his fans. I hope he avoids the pressure which he no doubt will feel to take ‘roids and pump his body up to look like every other generic porn star we have. What’s wrong with different strokes for different folks? The bears seemed to have made being burly or stocky sexy… maybe it’s the thin guy’s turn to get some appreciation for once. Just sayin’
id love to have a body like that at least you get more noticed
Is it weird that I’d sooner see this for the drag queen “Heada Lettuce”?
I wouldn’t mind a squirt of protein from Jake…
Tell the director not to bother writing an exceptance speech anytime soon.