Morning wood:

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

Good morning!

Good morning, hairy musclebros Dick & Duane. Your tumblr is balls-out fantastic and I’m completely obsessed with reblogging every single thing you post.

Good GOD do I think these guys are sexy. Their tumblr and twitter feeds had me leaking almost immediately. Go check them out. Trust me.

Good morning!

– tyler