“Magic Mike” Is Actually Going To Be Magical

Channing Tatum’s coming-of-age stripper epic, Magic Mike, could mean that a whole slew of Hollywood fuckables will be gyrating in buttfloss. Steven Soderbergh is directing the flick, which is inspired by Channing’s days as a 19-year-old dick shaker. They’ve announced a couple of new additions to the cast this week, which we feel are INSPIRED choices.

Here’s the cast list so far:

Channing Tatum – beefy sexlug
Alex Pettyfer – British hot blonde
Matthew McConaughey – frequently naked good ole’ boy

And the new additions:

Matthew Bomer – He’s that HOT ASS from USA’s White Collar. The one whose screencaps you look for after he takes his shirt off in an episode.

Shiloh Fernandez – The new sexy on the block. He was almost cast as Edward in the Twilight series, and recently appeared in Red Riding Hood.

Joe Manganiello – One word – ALCIDE. Actually, we can’t just stop at one word. You need to know that he’s playing a character called “Big Dick Richie.” Ppppppllleeeaaaasssee let their be full frontal.

Now picture all of these dudes as dancin’ gigolos. Holy g-string bulges.

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12 thoughts on ““Magic Mike” Is Actually Going To Be Magical

  1. adding this to the “MUST SEE” list!! Joe Manganiello makes me salivate like Pavlov’s dog…whenever I see him, I instinctively bend over.

  2. Damn! Matthew has been another in a long list of guys I’ve had a major crush on… So hot! What a cast!

  3. Someone should tell these guys to grow some god damned chest hair. They all look like children.

    Wake up call: YOU’RE ADULTS. And body hair is sexy.

  4. So will this do for Tatum Channing what “Boogie Nights” did for Mark Wahlberg?  Acting cred for shaking a dick around?  Will watch no matter, just to see that much Hollywood beef mostly naked…

  5. I might actually drive 35 miles to the movie theater when this movie comes out…just so I can see all that manly meat super-sized on the big screen!  I’d love to be ruff-fucked by Tatum Channing & Joe Manganiello…spit-roasted, even!  Ha!  But, being a TEXAS boy, I’d love to be made love to by Matt Bomer…just ’cause of those dreamy eyes & the fact that he’s another good ol’ boy from TEXAS!

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