Kylie Minogue Gave Me A Boner

Um, have you seen the music video for Kylie Minogue‘s new single “All The Lovers”? If the answer to that question is “no”, we need to remedy that situation as soon as possible. I don’t care if you don’t like Kylie Minogue. I don’t care if you’ve never heard of her. This clip is too hot to ignore!

As you can see from the screenshot above, the basic premise of the video involves a bunch of underwear-clad bodies writhing around all over the place. It’s like a pile of pansexuality with guys on guys, girls on girls and your standard hetero action. Of course, it doesn’t really matter who’s on who, because it’s all so sensual that your pants will feel a little tighter before you even know it. Don’t believe me? Just watch.

– Dewitt

To watch the video for “All The Lovers”, follow the JUMP:

26 thoughts on “Kylie Minogue Gave Me A Boner

  1. Reminds me of last season’s episode of “True Blood” when the entire town was getting on in the woods. That was really sad; just like this video.

  2. Wow….besides the song being beautiful, the video is too. Celebrating human love in all different forms. And Kylie looks absolutely radiant.

  3. the song isn’t anythign special, the video is kind of cool, I really like her boots.

  4. I dunno… It was hot at the beginning, and then the pile of bodies gets bigger and bigger until it’s skyscraper size? Too much, too freaky. I’m sorry to bring it up, but it reminds me of “Schindler’s List” if you know what I’m saying.

  5. I dont see how ppl can be turn off from this video, the ending was beautiful to me and i love how hot her body looks

  6. kylie’s most amazing video + most adorable song is “Love at first sight”.
    that thing is magical.
    this is like the lesser version of it.
    sry, dewitt.

  7. Good song, great video, and to me not at all pornographic…as a matter of fact I think it’s real quite good…sort of expresses what sex and love are all about…str8’s, gays and bi’s should like it…I know this man enjoyed the man on man action…question…what did the balloon elephant symbolize (if anything)…?

  8. I thought it was a cool song and awesome Video. Plenty of couples together. man/woman, woman/woman, and man/man.

    It was awesome!

  9. I was actually really touched by the video. It shows mankind coming together and expressing love for each other, whatever form it takes. The more love there is in the world, the better. =)

  10. The video is great. The sexiest I have seen and I thought “Te Amo” by Rihanna with the fetish/bondage/lesbian theme was hot. I wish this song can be a hit for Kylie in the US, but people in America are more conservative than in Europe (her main market) and might find the video too controversial.

  11. beautiful clip, like a wonderfull introduction for the heat of this summer ! Nice to see that, as usaual Kylie Minogue didn’t forget the Gay lovers , with the sexy gay couple we can shortly see (it’s so rare!)… But , in a perfect world, if the reality was observed and respect, we should have one gay (or lesbian) couple for 5 hetero !!! There would have been almost Hot, don’t You think ? !!!

  12. Absolutely love this song and video ! gets better and better the more you listen to it .
    Soft yet out there , Kylie’s music and videos always make me feel better !!

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