Why mince words? Tomorrow night’s episode of Glee, “The First Time”, reportedly features either Blaine or Kurt throwing their heels in the air for the other. Sure, most of you are all “uh, Kurt’s a TOTAL bottom”! But – who knows? Blaine could be a bottom. A power bottom! Oh, and uh, spoiler alert.
According to reports, Kurt and Blaine find their relationship threatened by new evil gay Sebastian. Sebastian takes them to Lima’s gay bar, Scandals, which somehow spurs their consummating the love. I vote for a new name for Lima’s gay bar. Was Manhole already taken? The only redeeming part about this episode (Kurt doesn’t do it for me, Blaine ruined my life when he danced like that to “It’s Not Unusual”) is that Karofsky pops up at the bar! Did you know they had his character transfer schools? Fuck you, Ryan Murphy!
For those of you who care about the other characters, Finn and Rachel bang as well. Glee is getting dirty this season.
*tired sigh* Truthfully, the only thing that could revive my interest in the show is if Sue gets it on with the mannish football coach lady. That’s a hot pairing.
– J. Harvey
To watch a teaser for the episode, Follow the JUMP:
After looking for some revealing photos (which you didn’t have ~ guess I’ll have to tune in for myself)…I especially liked the idea of Sue getting it on with the manly football lady!!! Precious!!! LOL
I have never found interest to watch this show for mostly teens. Maybe I am too old to watch or have no intestest in this type of series.
This show sucks and kurts an ugly bitch anyways
No one wants to see Kurt’s lipless beak do anything sexual.
Karofsky can do whatever he wants, though.
I would watch Darrin Criss fuck a tomato…. he is so cute. Keeping fingers crossed for a shot of his butt.
silly blogger…there’s a new homo coming to town that will disrupt the princess duo! I’d be surprised if Fox let the two actors simulate anything other than air kisses
Isn’t this the third “someone’s supposed to lose their virginity” episode in as many seasons? Are all the characters going to the gay bar at least 18? Does the bar have an 18-to-20 area? (Seriously, this kind of stuff pisses me off in gay fiction…)
This show is exactly what’s wrong with TV in 2011, and why i no longer watch TV at all.
Gee whiz, that trailer sure makes me wanna watch the show.
Not!
Yeah it’s all well and good until Kurt starts singing Barbra Streissand while getting pounded, thus ruining gay sex for all of us forever.
Wow! Why is everyone have to be so negative!
ahhh karofsky transfered and hes going to be at the gay bar!!!! I CANT WAIT
The new warbler is VERY CUTE more pics of him please
Hi Nick.
Welcome to the blog – it’s obviously your first time here. Everyone here hates everything. Hell, they probably hate me for saying that. But they’ll keep posting.
Smooches!
I can’t believe Karofsky got transferred to “Written Off” High. Maybe he’ll urn into Matt from season one there.
They don’t *fuck*…..they *make love*. There’s a difference.
*yawn*
Oh gosh, can we please NEVER use the expression “make love” on this blog? I get the sentiment and everything, but it sounds so antiquated. No disrespect! You make a good point, Gus.
Can I trade places with Kurt? FUCK ME BLAINE…PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! (no singing involved, required or requested however.) Just fucking…and sucking…and kissing. Non-choreographed, horizontal dancing is what gets me going.
the only time i ever turn on a television is to catch a bit of this show…
my time as a gay teenager would have been so much easier if a show like this existed then.
ambivalence is one thing….but glee-haters can just crawl back into their self-hating little holes as far as I’m concerned.