You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Tag: Blaine
Kurt And Blaine Fuck This Week On “Glee”
Why mince words? Tomorrow night’s episode of Glee, “The First Time”, reportedly features either Blaine or Kurt throwing their heels in the air for the other. Sure, most of you are all “uh, Kurt’s a TOTAL bottom”! But – who knows? Blaine could be a […]
Twink Tank: Blaine
Technically, Blaine doesn’t belong in the Twink Tank. His (extraordinarily) hairy butt automatically disqualifies him from wearing that label, despite his slim build and boyish features. We suppose he could shave his crack fur and apply to do scenes for Helix Studios, but he doesn’t […]
Popular Demand: Tommy Defendi, Bulges & More!
Did you miss me? I took a few days off to scout new talent for Where’s Waldo’s Wang?, my forthcoming erotic art film full of horny bespectacled dudes in striped sweaters. Or perhaps I was just sick on my couch watching reruns of Parks & […]
Popular Demand: Out Soldier, Maverick Men & More!
This is the part of week where we tell you about things you’ve already read or (more accurately) fapped to incessantly. It’ll give you a perfect excuse to go back to some of your favorite posts and rub one out for nostalgia’s sake. Then again, […]
Who Would You Rather?: Season 3 of Glee
Did anyone else think last night’s premiere of Glee ssuuccckkkeeed? With the exception of that new girl Sugar (she was a howl, although I might be a little irritated if I had Aspberger’s), and Sue’s right-hand Cheerio Becky (love her), it was BOOORRRIINNNGG. We’re missing […]
Gleek Out: Original Song
Spoiler alert! Kurt and Blaine made out last night on Glee. We realize it’s wholly unnecessary to say “spoiler alert” when we’ve led into this post with the picture above. Quite frankly, we don’t feel bad about ruining this plot point for you. It’s already […]
Gleek Out: Blame It On The Alcohol
Spoiler alert! Here’s an alphabetical list of things we learned from Glee‘s latest episode. Alcohol is bad for you. Bisexuality happens when you’re drunk. Dads should learn about butt sex, so they can educate their gay sons about it. And last but not least, Ke$ha […]
Um, Since When Did Darren Criss Become A “Bear”?
In today’s edition of improper labels in the media, fellow blog POPWIRED has classified Glee‘s Darren Criss as a “bear”. What. The. Fuck? This made us do a double take, considering the actor isn’t even close to full-on bear status. He’s stick thin, clean-shaven and […]
Gleek Out: Silly Love Songs
Watching Glee has become a chore for me. This has been going on for a while now, and you could probably sense it from reading our most recent Gleek Out entries. It drives me crazy to focus on the show’s musical numbers, because I’d literally […]