STOP! Is this bitch crazy with her yellow lipstick, trying to serve up lemonade realness? I’m living (or should I say LIVING IT UP) for the new Jennifer Lopez music video with hot piece of DICK Pitbull in there doing his thing. My girl Jenny is, like, 49,000 years old, and do you SEE how fierce, tight and fabulous her coochie is? Right now, Selena Gomez is hugging her weave and muttering to herself “I am not worthy”, because you know that she could NEVER. There are no words! I just CAN’T. This is how I feel inside:
I am weeping for all of your faves. WEEPING, because they will never live up to the standards set by “Live It Up” and J. Lo’s entire career as a performer. This is the true Latina queen of EVERYTHING. Bow down, bitches, and worship her Swarovski vajazzled cunt. Bow the FUCK down.
Watch fierce, flawless diva Jennifer Lopez living it up below:
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No question JLo is fierce hunty but Pitbull looks like my grandfather on vacation in Miami.
I need Pitbull’s cock in my mouth.
product placement much?
As if On The Floor and Dance Again weren’t enough. I realize musicianship isn’t really her thing, but something new would be great. Or at least don’t hop back on the dance bandwagon when its dying. Shit song.
Ugh to JLo and the dog man.