iPhone Wars: Battle of The Hard-Ons

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There aren't any gimmicks for this week's edition of iPhone Wars. Nope! All we have are four studs with rock hard cocks, and they're competing to discover whose member you'd rather have slamming down your throat. Or other openings in your body (and no, I'm not talking about your nostrils).

I'm torn between two contestants, but I don't plan on revealing their identities at the moment. Why? Because I'm pretty sure they'll both get the least amount of votes! I guess I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed. Who do you think should win this round? Now, who do you think will win this round?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To see the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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CONTESTANT C:

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CONTESTANT D:

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23 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Hard-Ons

  1. Couldn’t decide between A, C or D….But if I had to choose I think I would go with A.

  2. Had to go with C… Although it was hard between a, c, and d. But he’s a little furry and not as muscled up as d.

  3. I was torn between A & C. The Twink and the Muscle Dude did nothing for me. Went with C becasue of the facial hair and chest hair.

  4. I went withC because I tought he was the hotter, the one with thenicesdt dick and the hair, but to be honest, I would be all over with the for of them!! Iwouldn’t reject the twink, I thik he is hot!!

  5. hmm…A has a nice cock, but a girly bathroom = high maintenance; B is just one of those “shake your head damn skinny twink with a huge tool” types; D probably has “bacne” [makes me wince to think about]
    C it is! Woof!

  6. Wow – tough choice – least favorite is D — course it’d be hot if he were a bottom and had to fight to take that ass … but I digress. B is too thin at this point, love a twink but only if they bounce really nicely. Toss up between A and C – think C is meatier, but A is beefier, love a masc piece of beef … so purely from chest, waist, arms …

  7. For me, they all have nice looking cocks, but B is too twinky for me. A was a little plain looking. I was instantly drawn to C’s veney dick, which gave me instant wood of my own. But D wins my vote because he looks like someone who could simply fuck the holy shit out of his partner talking dirty the entire time. Yum.

  8. I went with B but only bexause had a better view of his ass 2nd choice was D because he looks like he would put up a good challenge 2 save his very tight cherry ass !!! Shit I wish I could change my vote getting very excited just think about D tight cherry hole…….

  9. A, C, and D are all hot to me. A kind of looks like a museum piece to me, if that makes any sense at all (he looks good, but he’s not really giving off any sexy vibes). D made me want to drop my pants. He might have cinched it if the photo wasn’t so blurry. I can’t tell if he’s kind of hot, or just plain ugly. Went with C by default. A tad on the lanky side, but a nice semblance of fur and a nice dick. Ironically, I thought he would be the least popular one. Boy, was I wrong.

  10. I see alot of people went for “C”, they are all hot and would luv em all, but if I had 2 choose it would be “D” cause I like muscle guys, although he looks short and that a deal breaker.

  11. i might say that i am extremely surprised The Blond Twink Wonder is the least popular; it serves as a very slight consolation, for me, that the gentleman who i picked is currently the second-most popular: “very slight,” because.. ..well, he is in a very *distant* 2nd Place, as of this writing.
    i think my other sparring partner, Tresqboy, would appreciate me saying that, for this particular contest, i was only concerned with Looks, and opposed to personality (or, in this case, “insights into potential personality traits”).
    accordingly i’d left my vote with “D” — although, as with the Mocha Man from the `strategic placement´ iPhone War not too long ago, i can only hope that this blurriness isn’t concealing a far more uglier Reality; i believe he might be a Sexy Papí, so i’d acted on good faith when i gave the +1.
    i really don’t find what the appeal is, of the current leader, at all; maybe if he submits a different, less cross-eyed picture for the next time, i might jump on his band’s wagon.
    the flipped side of the coin is..
    ..”C” sports a very average build — it’s nice to see that guys like him are still able to compete, successfully, against Twinks & Jocks.
    (or, did this person cinch this War only because of the æsthetic appeal of his cock?
    what an ironic thing that would be: for i wasn’t impressed by his package, personally.
    not to say that it isn’t suckable, or anything..
    ..rather, since his Looks didn’t capture my heart, i would be a hypocrite if i fawn own his dick.)
    dewitt: i don’t think you’ve *ever* revealed your own Pick(s) to us, before.
    don’t be afraid — jump on in to the fire with us, and act like the (Co-)Web Site Master that you are!
    who were you rooting for??

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