
You know how fivesomes are the new threesomes? Well, I'd gladly invite all four of this week's iPhone Wars contestants for a rowdy ménage à cinq. Every one of them is wearing nothing but a towel, and they're looking damn sexy while doing it. But which one of them looks the absolute sexiest? That's for you to decide!
Click through and vote for your favorite contestant, and feel free to leave a comment with graphic details about what you'd like to do to his body. I have a few of my own ideas, but I'll keep them to myself...
- Dewitt
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It's time for another edition of our weekly iPhone Wars. Last week's Fourway Battle of The Sexy Daddies was absurdly close, but Contestant B wound up taking it all in his sexy black jockstrap. A few of you wished there was an "all of the above" option. For once, I'm going to have to agree on that one, because I would have taken on all four of those hot men!
Alas, we're going to keep it traditional this time around, but feel free to leave comments about your fantasy fivesomes or not wanting any of these guys. This week we're featuring four sexy men whose abs are so flat that some of you will want to head to the gym immediately. Oh, they're also all wearing baseball caps. So which one are you dying to see completely naked?
- Dewitt
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Since last week's four-way iPhone War didn't end too disastrously, we thought we'd give it another try this week. We're not planning on adding that "none of the above" option you keep begging for, so at least you'll have more guys to choose from. And isn't variety the spice of life?
For this edition, we bring you four sexy daddies. Some of them have tattoos. Some of them are wearing jockstraps. And one of them has a pretty big cock. So which one will reign as your favorite?
- Dewitt
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In an attempt to top the Battle of The Horny Couples, we're taking things to the next level. Welcome to the first four-way iPhone War, featuring an overall total of eight sexy show-offs. Which couple will win your hearts? More importantly, which couple will give you a total boner? These are the important questions, folks.
Some of these guys are keeping it in the pants. Some of them are showing their dicks. Others are doing more than simply showing their dicks. I sure as hell know who I'll be voting for, but I'd bet your tight ass that you wouldn't be able to guess. But enough about me! Who gets your vote?
- Dewitt
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Aside from pulling down their underwear a little (and owning the same phone), this week's contestants in our iPhone War have very little in common. In one side of the ring, we have a scruffy, beefy cub. On the other side of the ring, we have a chiseled, smooth jock. So who wins this round?
UPDATE: For the second time ever, a contestant has e-mailed us to forfeit the contest. Meet this week's winner, Contestant B.
- Dewitt
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Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in their mouths. I just can't decide which one would be better suited for the job. Care to help me choose?
- Dewitt
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Now that you know all about blowing a guy with a prince albert, we thought it'd be appropriate for this week's iPhone War to include two men who rock out with their cock (piercing) out. I'm having trouble deciding between these two. Contestant A's got a great body, but I'm giving Contestant B extra-credit for creative use of angles. Who do you think should win?
- Dewitt
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Considering that we've tackled big cocks, cumshots and horny couples, it's utterly preposterous that we've never done a posterior-focused iPhone War. I mean, cock's great and all, but where would all the world's dicks be without hungry asses? While I shudder at the thought of an apocalyptic ass drought, which one of these guys would you (literally) stuff in your emergency supply closet?
- Dewitt
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There comes a time in every man's life in which he needs to show off his cock without getting completely naked. Okay, so that's not necessarily true, but we love when a guy just whips it out for the camera. After last week's boys showed everything but their cocks, it seemed completely logical that the next step should involve a game of peek-a-boo. So which one of these guys would you rather see naked?
- Dewitt
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