“I’ll Suck Your Dick & Balls If You Let Me Go”

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Have you ever fantasized about blowing a police officer to get out of a speeding ticket? Well, you should probably keep that scene in your fantasies, because offering to slobber all over a cop's nightstick has a high chance of getting you in trouble. Male model Nick Snider learned this the hard way, after his suggestion to help Deputy Brian Luetschwager bust a load wound up getting him busted.

Snider was arrested for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct outside of his friend's home in Arkansas. When deputies approached him to make the arrest, he declared, "I am a very famous model." Very famous, indeed! He's appeared as the face of Prada and was named the world's fifth most-successful male model by Forbes in 2008.

But success can't buy you class. While being transported to the police station, Snider did everything he could to make the officers stop the car and release him. This included blurting out, "If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go." Considering that he's a persistent little cocksucker, Snider consistently repeated his offer of sexual favors once they got to the station. Even I've never been drunk enough to do something like this! Maybe he was playing the Manhunt Drinking Game?

– Dewitt

To see Snider's mugshot, follow the JUMP:

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12 thoughts on ““I’ll Suck Your Dick & Balls If You Let Me Go”

  1. Wow…sucks for him.
    Have I ever fantasized about doing something like that, yeah, who hasn’t? Would I ever actually do it…Haha, hell no!

  2. He was once the face of Prada?
    More like the ass of Prada.
    I’m hard up but even I would not let that little “model” lizard near my business.
    Bravo to the cops.

  3. I’ve offered that to a cop before, and had the offer accepted. But it helped that i knew the cop before hand (he was out, and hit the bars occasionally), and that we had flirted. I probably could have gotten out of the ticket with out having to give him him head, but who am I to pass up a man in uniform.

  4. Rofl, never in my life would I attempt to do this.
    Hot fantasy though, right up there with banging the pizza delivery guy to pay him for his hard work.

  5. iz a little hard when other police are watching the officer arrest you though the power of technology… 😛
    makes it hard to hit on firefighters too that are checking your fire alarms… 🙁

  6. he thought that teling them he was famous would make them not arrest him, but actually if they really believe that you have a little bit of fame (even just locally) that will really want to make them arrest you..

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