I’m sorry but I couldn’t find a dick-related survey pic! Remember when I had you guys take all those surveys cuz’ I have a weird fetish for surveys? Yeah, those. Well, one of my bosses (I know, you thought I just ran this blog all willy-nilly) was all “did you ever give the readers the results?” And I was like “er, no, I was too busy blogging about porn.” And he was like “well, shouldn’t you?” And yeah, he’s right. Here’s the results to all those surveys I made you sluts take! And, because I feel bad for forgetting about these and just sending surveys off into the void, I have a gift for you. If you put your profile name in the comments, I’ll give you a free week of VIP membership on Manhunt! What do you mean you don’t have a Manhunt profile? Get one! It’s how you find the dudes nearest you to er, date. Ok, to fuck. But first – here’s how you answered the ridiculous questions I asked you! (Well, ridiculous except for that size one. That one’s always important. And I already gave you the results!)
Remember when Liam Knox became an exclusive for TitanMen? I asked you if you thought he was hot or not! Turns out most of you did!
A “gold-star gay” is a gay who has not touched where all life begins! In other words, it’s a gay or bi guy who’s never been near a vagina! It turns out that there’s a lot of dudes who said “fuck questioning my sexuality, I’m headed straight for the dick!”
I asked you kinky bastards if you liked piss play! You know, golden showers. Like our president is (allegedly) into! And you are! Just don’t eat asparagus beforehand.
Just the other day, I asked you guys if you had ever beat off to art! Whether it be drawings, animation, sketches, cartoons, what have you – was it enough to blow a load to? And, surprisingly (to me at least), a lot of you guys have! Again – kinky fuckers (btw, I totally have)!