Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Justin Trudeau

This pic of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau set the Internet’s loins aflame last week.

Hey bubble butt! Justin Trudeau is the dreamiest politician since JFK. (And we know that JFK was dreamy because he won our “President’s Day: Which President Would You Fuck?” survey.) The ex-boxer has charmed the world with his youth, his good looks, his intelligence, his social justice stances, and that booty. The only thing I will ever have in common with Ivanka Trump is our shared reaction to being in Justin’s presence. Don’t look at me like that, I’ve been in his presence in my dreams.

Let’s put it this way. The US has this currently running the country. Canada has a guy who can discuss quantum physics off the cuff. IN FRENCH. If this wasn’t a porn blog, I’d say he’s marriage material. But mostly, I want him to dress like a Mountie and mount me from behind. Justin Trudeau should do gay porn! Scroll down for some pics below that prove my point.

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Can he do this on my ass?

Oh, and I definitely have an idea for a scene partner for Justin in mind…