Geek Out: Can The Incredible Hulk Be A Hairy Dude?

Since I can’t always depend on my faithful co-blogger to indulge my obsessions in his Gay Ass Gossip column, I’ve taken matters into my own hands to deliver this incredibly important nugget about actor Mark Ruffalo. This is totally breaking news, you guys!

So what’s the big deal? According to a new interview in The Advocate, he won’t be shaving his chest for his role in The Avengers. You may now breathe a huge sigh of relief that all this hirsute goodness will remain intact. You may also now question whether the Incredible Hulk will look normal with body hair. Because, seriously, that dude has been waxing his fur since 1962…

On a less superficial level, the interview also addresses Ruffalo’s stance on LGBT rights, as well as his feelings on playing gay activist Ned Weeks in Ryan Murphy‘s film adaptation of The Normal Heart. If you didn’t have a crush on this guy before, you might want to start crushing right now. Or smashing, as the Hulk might say.

– Dewitt

To check out Mark Ruffalo’s hairy chest (and much more), follow the JUMP:

This is Mark Ruffalo’s hairy chest…

This is Mark Ruffalo shaking his ass in tighty whities. Click for animation.

This is the same exact thing, except with no dancing or animation.

If you look closely, this is Mark Ruffalo’s penis.

318 thoughts on “Geek Out: Can The Incredible Hulk Be A Hairy Dude?

  1. That was better than any porn I have ever seen! I just about came and didn’t even realize I had gotten hard!

  2. isn’t that the whole premise of the hulk?
    a small unassuming guy turning into a huge bad ass?

    he is also far from ugly. maybe not your cup of tea, but def not ugly.

  3. I think her face melted, and then had to be poorly reconstructed out of plasticine, silicone, chicken bones, and horse semen.

  4. Well I guess if we can believe that he goes from human to hulk and the he manages to not explode his little man pants, we can believe that his body hair disappears too. All about suspension of disbelief.

  5. Great clip…what is that from? Meg Ryan actually looks better than I have seen her….less puffyin the face….maybe the brown hair, bang cut makes her look bad but nice body. He is just amazing…damn

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