Would You Fuck Mr. Clean?

The Superbowl is coming up (Lady Gaga is performing at half-time, btw) and here come the ads. Household cleaner Mr. Clean has a new commercial, and Mr. Clean is kinda…hot? For a cartoon? When you watch, you’ll see what I mean. He was sorta hot before for a drawing on a bottle of cleanser but now he’s showing off a muscle butt and I think I noted bulge at one point.

The fuck? Mr. Clean’s a daddy! I’m not complaining. We need to sexualize dudes way more in mainstream culture. I expect to see some Keebler elf twinks in thongs selling cookies on Superbowl Sunday. What would have improved this is if the bear at the end got nude and fucked by Mr. Clean. Where’s THAT ad? Watch below. Thoughts?

Michael Xavier

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