Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation

So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created on this blog. Not that I’m jealous that he gets to write it all the time or anything…

Naturally, today’s picks come from one of my favorite shows on television right now, Parks & Recreation. Your selections are power cub Chris Pratt, adorkable nerd Adam Scott and so-perfect-it-hurts Rob Lowe. You know the drill by now, right? You can choose ONE to fuck, ONE to marry and ONE to (hypothetically) block forever on Manhunt. Let’s see how your answers compare to mine!

– Dewitt

To check out more pics and tell us your choices, follow the JUMP:

CHRIS PRATT ( Shirtless with Adam Scott in headlock. You can see his butt here.):

ADAM SCOTT (Fully clothed, but you can see his butt here):

ROB LOWE (Not fully clothed, but you can also see his butt here):

Related Posts

457 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation”

  12. This is my current favorite show so I’ll base my response on their characters-

    Fuck Andy Dwyer
    Marry Ben Wyatt
    Block Chris Traeger

  15. I almost included him! If this were a Who Would You Rather post, I would have added Ron Swanson too.

  16. And I would’ve said I’d marry Andy until we saw what his married domestic life is like.  Maybe it works for April but it wouldn’t fly with me.

    Ok, I’m officially putting too much thought into this.

  17. This is 100% based on the show, because I’m slightly in love with it.

    Fuck-Chris Pratt
    Marry-Adam
    Block-Rob Lowe

  19. You, I, and Seth are all on the same page. Clearly, I am going to have to become a fightin’ bitch. 🙂

  24. Fuck: Chris
    Marry: Adam
    Block: Rob

    I actually had a sex dream about Adam Scott the other night (yes, apparently I still have the mind of a high schooler) and it was amazing.

  29. FUCK Rob Lowes
    MARRY Chris Pratt (then divorce him, then marry him again)
    BLOCK Adam Scott

  33. Fuck Rob Lowe (He was a teen heart thobe, so he must be a demon in bed), Marry Chris Pratt (He seams to be the kind who would take care of me and would be able to defend me) and Block Adam Scott (I think he would be a sacastic bitch and I can handle that for too long).

  34. i have no idea. chris’s character is retardedly funny, adam is cute in an unconventional kinda way, and rob lowe’s hot plus his character is hilarious as well. tough decision 🙁

  37. This is… LITERALLY… the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make.

    Under the assumption that when you marry someone, you can still have sex with them, I am following in Jskain92’s footsteps to say:
    fuck: Chris
    Marry: Adam
    Block: Rob  (SORRY ROB)

  38. rob is a fucking douche, complains about everything he is an ass bitches and leaves good shows cause he wants more more More, glad you left west wing and brothers and sisters. they were better off without you… oh yeah sex videoin the 80’s???? Maybe you and Kim K should marry YOUE FUCKING DOUCHR

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.