(Note – the following contains minor SPOILERS for American Horror Story. Fair warning.)
American Horror Story and it’s completely ridic, over-the-top, crazy ghost bullshit makes my Wednesday nights so much better. Because it’s a chance for me to change the channel on Pawn Stars. Pawn Stars doesn’t have a murder every episode or half the cast running around in skintight latex bodysuits! My partner is so bad at TV.
The show just keeps getting more and more fucked up, and last night’s episode was NO exception. They’ve added some more hot guys to the mix, too. We’re talking about Zachary Quinto and Teddy Sears as the dysfunctional (even in death) gay couple Chad and Patrick. The other new (and reportedly recurring character) is Jessica Lange’s young cocksman Travis (played by The Young & The Restless’ Michael Graziadei). Which of these three hotties would you fuck, which would you marry, and which would you block? Gimp suit is optional.
– J. Harvey
Zachary Quinto
Teddy Sears
Michael Graziadei (on the right)
Block: Zachary Quinto (NEVER liked those funky eyebrows!)
Fuck: Teddy Sears (YUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!)
Marry: Michael Graziadei (although he’s DAMN hotter with the short hair!)
fuck ted, marry Mike, block Zach
fuck terry, marry michael (love me some y&r lol), block zach
FUCK-ALL
MARRY-ALL
BLOCK-NONE
Fuck and marry Quinto
Whatever the other two.
zach yummy
Fuck all and marry Michael.
Fuck – Michael
Star Fuck – Zack
Marry – Teddy
Marry Mike, Fuck Ted, Block Zach. Sorry, Zach!
Marry Teddy
Fuck Mark (a lot! Maybe with Teddy?)
Block Zach
*teddy, God damn what is with my reading skills lately?
Block: Zach
Fuck: Teddy (he looks like he can be a lot of fun in bed)
Marry: Michael
fuck: ZQ. mmm!
don’t give a damn about the rest . . .
Fuck Michael, Marry Zachary, Block the other one.
block zach
fuck michael and teddy
marry none…( none are marriage material)
Marry zack block the others