Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2012

The best gay porn dicks of 2012

The ten mouth-watering members on our Best Dicks of 2012 list each fall into one of three categories—long, thick or attached to an insanely handsome man. More often than not, they cover more than one of those bases, so you might want to lube yourself in anticipation before scrolling through.

(See last year’s list here.)

Who do you think took this year’s title? Was it scruffy, tattooed hipster Ethan Ever? The world’s sexiest fake bartender ever, Christian Wilde? Or is it possible that gay-for-pay mega-star Paddy O’Brian‘s shaft was so irresistible that he won for his second year in a row? Get ready to find out!

– Dewitt

Click through to see the ten best dicks of 2012:

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10. RYLAN SHAW:

Rylan Shaw

We wrote: “Oh, Rylan Shaw! I’ve seen you bottom so much lately that it’s be more accurate to call this a Cock-A-Doodle I Want To Do You post. Nevertheless, your dick is a (rather large) work of art, and it’d be a shame if we didn’t recognize that undisputed fact on Manhunt Daily.”

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9. BROCK COOPER:

Brock Cooper

We wrote: “What you need to know is that Brock Cooper has a decently long, quite thick, uncut cock. We were drooling as soon as we laid our eyes on it, and we imagine you’ll have a similar reaction (though it might involve more pre-cum).”

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8. SHAWN:

Shawn Island Studs

We wrote: “Shawn apparently didn’t realize he was well-hung, until he gained the nickname ‘King Kong Dong’ from his old buddies. It’s not exactly rocket science to figure out where that nickname came from. His shaft hangs pretty low when he’s flaccid, topped off with a pretty substantial mushroom head. We’d swallow that monster. How about you?”

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7. JAMES JAMESSON:

James Jamesson

We wrote: “Self-proclaimed pansexual porn star James Jamesson has a new solo on Next Door Male! This gives us a perfect opportunity to talk about the various ways in which his cock is perfect, including but not limited to the girth, length, mushroom head, veins, shaved tight sack and firmness.”

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6. JACK HALL:

Gay porn star Jack Hall, big cock

We wrote: “You’re going to flip your shit when you see Jack Hall‘s dick. He’s packing nine thick inches of uncut meat, and they look even more intimidating on his compact frame. I say “intimidating” in the sense that he’d have to be very patient about working that monster into my ass. For those of you more talented in the anal arena, this would be the equivalent of another regular ol’ Sunday night.”

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5. CHRISTIAN WILDE:

Christian Wilde

We wrote: “You’re fucking with me that we haven’t written about Christian Wilde since April, right? The man is fucking gorgeous. We should be stalking him and writing daily updates about his every move! Not really, because that’d be weird and gross, but the fact remains that we’d kill (an ant, accidentally) to get him inside of us.”

BONUS: See a clip of Christian in NakedSword‘s Truck over here.

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4. SEAN LAWRENCE:

Sean Lawrence

We wrote: “Does Britney Spears know that MenAtPlay is using her song ‘(Drop Dead) Beautiful’ in the trailer for one of their latest scene? Would she even care once she laid her eyes on Sean Lawrence‘s beautiful blue eyes and enormous uncut cock? Probably not.”

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3. DYLAN AYRES:

Dylan Ayres

We wrote: “Dylan Ayres has one of the most impressive dicks our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature has seen since Sean Xavier, so I would have gone through anything to share these pictures with you. He also embodies the same “boyish good looks” aesthetic that made Brent Corrigan a household name (in very gay households where the inhabitants watch a lot of gay porn).”

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2. ETHAN EVER:

Ethan Ever

We wrote: “There isn’t a single inch of Ethan’s package that I wouldn’t worship to my best ability. I’d slide my mouth down that shaft as far as possible, until there was water running from my eyes. I’d stick those balls in my mouth, lick ‘em, tug on ‘em, tongue his taint, lick from there to the tip of his rod… Hell, I might even consider swallowing. And I don’t do that for just anyone.”

BONUS: You might also enjoy Ethan’s second Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post (as seen here). If you combined the totals from both posts, Ethan would technically be this year’s winner. Other recommended posts include “You All Secretly Love Ethan Ever’s Huge Dick” and “Dewitt’s Weekend of Big Cocks: Ethan Ever“.

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1. PADDY O’BRIAN:

Paddy O'Brian has the best dick in gay porn for the second year in a row.

We wrote: “And now it’s time to introduce a man who needs no introduction! Most of you are already familiar with gay-for-pay porn star Paddy O’Brian, especially given the fact that he’s appeared twice in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, earned the title of Best Dick of 2011 and secured first place as (one ofThe Sexiest Men of 2011.

“On this lovely Sunday morning, we bring you Paddy’s highly-anticipated scene with 2012′s best newcomer Jimmy Fanz. It seems that Paddy has learned a lot about fucking arses since his first few attempts, because he is giving Jimmy the business like there’s no tomorrow. Am I the only one who loves the sweat dripping down his body, as he drills Jimmy deep and hard? Stupid question! I know I’m not the only one.”

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HONORABLE MENTION:

Dean Rogers

Pierced DILF Dean Rogers was literally ONE page view away from beating Rylan Shaw for the number ten spot. I actually got really excited a few weeks ago when I realized he’d made it into the top ten, but alas, he fell behind at the very last minute… Maybe the bukkake scene had something to do with his loss?

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