Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so damn dashing in Inception. When he was floating all over that hallway and whipping ass, nattily dressed and making us imagine what kind of kisser he is, I fell in love. Well, the honeymoon is over. In Hesher, he plays a vagrant anarchist who squats in Rainn Wilson‘s garage and helps Wilson’s son get over the death of his mother by setting things on fire and breaking shit. In one scene he walks around in his tighty whities, showing off a nice package.
But the HAIR! Blech! Maybe it’s just me, but long hair on dudes is not the business. I know it was sort of a prerequisite for metal fans pre-2000 but it’s just kind of a boner kill. JoGoLev looks like one of the guys from the vocational technical high school back in the day who was normally telling teachers to suck their dick and smoking behind the gym. Granted, they were usually very nice people and a lot less cunty than the jock asshole future date-rapers of America. It’s just that the long tresses rendered them sort of sexless to me.
That being said, Joseph has a hot bod in this movie. Even though he has a tattoo of a stick figure committing suicide on his torso. Charming?
– J. Harvey
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He’s an actor playing a part, so I can excuse the hair. He is gorgeous!
Um, have you seen Mysterious Skin!?
*melt*
Please watch it and add more photos! He has a hot bum :^D
Gay guys are always threatened by long hair on men, a fear usualy born of childhood name-calling and feminine sympathizing distances us from it. We are gender-biased and generally prefer hypermasculine images that lean toward military cuts. That’s just how we are.
He Looks fucking hot to me with the facial fuzz and long hair. Clean cut types are dull. Woof!
Yea Joseph is pretty handsome.
I think that long hair is often very hot–and very masculine–on a guy. But Joseph may want to tie his shag into a ponytail. Just sayin’.
JoGoLev?
Stupidest name-merging EVER!
Not a very sexy man. To bad the part apparently required dirty, saggy briefs instead of actual “tightie whities”, and the long hair would be hot if it was well kept instead of a shaggy hot mess.
Too much of a generalization on the long hair Mark…WE aren’t ALWAYS threatened by long hair. I’ve never been threatened by long hair; turned off by unkept long hair, and way turned on by a well kept long hair, but “threatened”? Really?
Ahhh gay folk are becoming racially biased, finicky and men-hating like bitches. The blonder, whiter, smoother, and feminine the face feats of the dude the more they like him.
have had the hots for this guy since he was in 3rd rock from the sun these pics are the closest i will get to see him naked, to me they are great!
he;s kind oink oink dude
That lean toned body is so hot! Hair schmair…best thing about long hair is wrapping your hand in it when you are riding him from behind..YEE HAW
Always had the hots for him, I don’t even mind the rude mormon character he played in Latter Days.
Here’s a nice one from Killshot
http://www.hotflick.net/pictures/big/008KLS_Joseph_Gordon_Levitt_007.html
False.
The hair looks great.
he is HOT, look at the Dark Shadows remake, with Ben Cross, he is there. hottie then too, BUT SO VERY JAIL bait…….he poiuts good, and when he asks the question in latter days, you get the feeliing the character he was playing wanted to be the ONE chosen. might not be super tightie whities, BUT i bet he packing…….
Watch mysterious skin if u want to see him naked. He’s a really good actor…I like his offbeat look
What’s funny is it’s not the hair that’s a boner-kill, it’s the tighty-wighties. xD
Still. I’d let him do awful sexy things to me. Twice.
I loooove him. After watching 500 Days of Summer, I fell even harder for him. Now to be in a sandwich with him and Jason Bateman….sigh.
Am I the only one who really wants to fuck a guy with long hair? It’s a shame that gay guys never rock that look (I would be it would just fro out). The gay faux-hawk look is so fucking boring.
Never going to give up my long hair. You would judge someone by the length of their hair ?
gordon-levitt is adorable
“But the HAIR! Blech! Maybe it’s just me, but long hair on dudes is not the business. I know it was sort of a prerequisite for metal fans pre-2000 but it’s just kind of a boner kill.”
I am sure “JOGOLEV” will be crushed to know his hair made you lose your boner, since giving you a boner is his primary reason for acting in the first place… moron.
I agree with blueyedude. After seeing him in 500 days of summer, I was hooked. He’s totally handsome.
He also played a gay kid in That 70’s Show… Made me wish I were Eric when he kissed him…
Great actor and a real hottie!!